I am currently bogged down in Volume III of Edward Gibbon's unabridged VII Volume "History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" (I know, weird, but I like "Big History"). I mention this because Gibbon writes all his bawdy footnotes in Latin to spare those of delicate sensitivities. With that in mind, I offer a link to the basics of Latin profanity:
Te futueo et caballum tuum!
It has all you need to express yourself and not violate the letter (if not the spirit) of the No Profanity rule which bans, "...using abbreviations or changing one letter* of a swear word such that the word(s) are still interpreted by most* as profane", and while doing so you get to add a bit of erudition, or at least its appearance, to the board. This also tests our new Publisher's sense of humor, which I am sure is both keen and tolerant.
*Emboldened for emphasis
Te futueo et caballum tuum!
It has all you need to express yourself and not violate the letter (if not the spirit) of the No Profanity rule which bans, "...using abbreviations or changing one letter* of a swear word such that the word(s) are still interpreted by most* as profane", and while doing so you get to add a bit of erudition, or at least its appearance, to the board. This also tests our new Publisher's sense of humor, which I am sure is both keen and tolerant.
*Emboldened for emphasis