Anyone here work for Kohler, the plumbing fixture

[demlion]

maker?

They have a new "smart toilet" which promises a "fully-immersive experience."

Wtf? https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/6/1...mart-gadgets-numi-intelligent-toilet-ces-2019

 

[Art]

maker?

They have a new "smart toilet" which promises a "fully-immersive experience."

Wtf? https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/6/1...mart-gadgets-numi-intelligent-toilet-ces-2019

The person who wrote that cover ought to be drowned.

 

[91Joe95]

maker?

They have a new "smart toilet" which promises a "fully-immersive experience."

Wtf? https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/6/1...mart-gadgets-numi-intelligent-toilet-ces-2019

I bet you have to pay extra for that.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

The whole “enjoy the go” thing is just demented.

 

[Tri-Power65]

Sounds like an Impractical Jokers skit.

 

[Nitt1300]

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Don’t need (or want) Alexia talking to me while I try to take a dump.....but when she reminds me it’s only $7,000, that’ll make anyone shit faster than all those pre-colonoscopy drinks!

 

[Phil's Rug]

If it talks to me while I'm taking a dump, I'm out. I'll go full Najeh Davenport at the neighbors.

 

[Woodpecker]

I've always given whatever toilet I've used a fully immersive experience. I don't think I want it to reciprocate in kind,

 

[PeetzPoolBoy]

What would be considered appropriate "mood music" while taking a dump?

 

[Connorpozlee]

What would be considered appropriate "mood music" while taking a dump?

 

[NedFromYork]

"Google, play 'Applause' when I flush."