Strange days have found us
Strange days have tracked us down
They're going to destroy
Our casual joys
Yeah!
Buongiorno,
We knew your sports people needed dinero.
We had read about the newly hired 'carpetbaggers' and that they were suspect of penn state people.
But, we never realized the situation was so bad, financially.
Until, we called in some favors from happy valley. What they confirmed was very enlightening.
She can't sell.
Her way or the highway.
She is not a good fit for this area and school.
Her fundraising is 'extremely limited at best.'
Some call her tenure a disaster.
Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with 'Alabama' in between, said a political pundit.
Where did you say she came from?
*Cali? Berkeley? Quite a difference from happy valley, huh?
Behind an eminence front
An eminence front, it's a put on
The first phase of the Lasch and Holuba renovations? How did that go?
*A fundraising failure that is unable to pay for the first minor phase of renovation.
*It's a massive problem.
*But, 'they think they know it all' ...
Which reminds me of when Russ Buffalino had his falling out with Hoffa.
You see little Jimmy wasn't going to let us use the teamsters pension funds for construction loans.
That was Jimmy's worst mistake.
And I loved Jimmy.
So, Russell asked me for a favor...
The Populous Report should be interesting.
BUT, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO PAY FOR ATHLETICS UPGRADES?
*From what we're hearing it's a wide rebellion.
*Almost no football players have donated.
*Have people heard that there is virtually no reference to Paterno in the Lasch renovation?
*Alumni are suspicious
The clock is ticking.
And no one is buying her b.s.
Ciao
Strange days have tracked us down
They're going to destroy
Our casual joys
Yeah!
Buongiorno,
We knew your sports people needed dinero.
We had read about the newly hired 'carpetbaggers' and that they were suspect of penn state people.
But, we never realized the situation was so bad, financially.
Until, we called in some favors from happy valley. What they confirmed was very enlightening.
She can't sell.
Her way or the highway.
She is not a good fit for this area and school.
Her fundraising is 'extremely limited at best.'
Some call her tenure a disaster.
Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with 'Alabama' in between, said a political pundit.
Where did you say she came from?
*Cali? Berkeley? Quite a difference from happy valley, huh?
Behind an eminence front
An eminence front, it's a put on
The first phase of the Lasch and Holuba renovations? How did that go?
*A fundraising failure that is unable to pay for the first minor phase of renovation.
*It's a massive problem.
*But, 'they think they know it all' ...
Which reminds me of when Russ Buffalino had his falling out with Hoffa.
You see little Jimmy wasn't going to let us use the teamsters pension funds for construction loans.
That was Jimmy's worst mistake.
And I loved Jimmy.
So, Russell asked me for a favor...
The Populous Report should be interesting.
BUT, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO PAY FOR ATHLETICS UPGRADES?
*From what we're hearing it's a wide rebellion.
*Almost no football players have donated.
*Have people heard that there is virtually no reference to Paterno in the Lasch renovation?
*Alumni are suspicious
The clock is ticking.
And no one is buying her b.s.
Ciao