Board help needed - do I need to call the police?

[91Joe95]

A good poster whose work I am acquainted with has admitted to kidnapping and locking away all world stunner Salma Hayek. This explains why Ms. Hayek has not returned any of my calls or explicit texts, and also why I have never been invited to his kitchen. Clearly Ms. Hayek is in trouble. What should I do?

For those with low stamina and weak hearts: this clip lasts more than four minutes.

 

[Peetz Pool Boy]

While this would ordinarily be an HR issue, I'm thinking that there must be some way to negotiate with psuro? ( you didn't name him explicitly, so I guessed).

Perhaps Jay can intervene in this scurfuffle.

 

[Nittany Ziggy]

Was that EricStrattonRushChairman with the foot in his mouth? He would only wreck that in a sloppy seconds manner if I am in the building!

 

[The Spin Meister]

A good poster whose work I am acquainted with has admitted to kidnapping and locking away all world stunner Salma Hayek. This explains why Ms. Hayek has not returned any of my calls or explicit texts, and also why I have never been invited to his kitchen. Clearly Ms. Hayek is in trouble. What should I do?

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I think you need to call a psychiatrist for an immediate emergency intervention. Salma ain't ever gonna take your call.

Sorry.

 

[Ten Thousan Marbles]

A good poster whose work I am acquainted with has admitted to kidnapping and locking away all world stunner Salma Hayek. This explains why Ms. Hayek has not returned any of my calls or explicit texts, and also why I have never been invited to his kitchen. Clearly Ms. Hayek is in trouble. What should I do?

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Sounds like a job for The Mariachi

 

[N&B4PSU]

A good poster whose work I am acquainted with has admitted to kidnapping and locking away all world stunner Salma Hayek. This explains why Ms. Hayek has not returned any of my calls or explicit texts, and also why I have never been invited to his kitchen. Clearly Ms. Hayek is in trouble. What should I do?

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relax... she says hi. it's her damned snake that is causing problems...

 

[simons96]

call this cop, trust me. she can deal with these shady characters:

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

Was that EricStrattonRushChairman with the foot in his mouth? He would only wreck that in a sloppy seconds manner if I am in the building!

seconds, thirds, hell I'll be happy to be at the end of the line

 

[PSUriseANDfire]

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I think you need to call a psychiatrist for an immediate emergency intervention. Salma ain't ever gonna take your call.

Sorry.

She only returns calls if Penelope is game too. Everyone knows this.

 

[Marshall30]

Sounds like a job for The Mariachi

 

[91Joe95]

While this would ordinarily be an HR issue, I'm thinking that there must be some way to negotiate with psuro? ( you didn't name him explicitly, so I guessed).

Perhaps Jay can intervene in this scurfuffle.

After much deliberation, I've decided to place the posting quality of this board over the welfare of Ms. Hayek. I hope you all understand and respect my decision to place a few internet pixels over the true love that she has for me. I guess I'll just have to move on.

 

[Sviatoslav]

After much deliberation, I've decided to place the posting quality of this board over the welfare of Ms. Hayek. I hope you all understand and respect my decision to place a few internet pixels over the true love that she has for me. I guess I'll just have to move on.

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"Hi, this is Anthony42... I'm sorry Anna can't come to the phone right now, she's ... uh.. busy. Please leave a message."

 

[Peetz Pool Boy]

After much deliberation, I've decided to place the posting quality of this board over the welfare of Ms. Hayek. I hope you all understand and respect my decision to place a few internet pixels over the true love that she has for me. I guess I'll just have to move on.

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Sergei still likes this and he's pleased you decided not to call the police.