I almost decommitted.. my new school would be ( ) I would buy a sweatshirt and roll around the country looking for free beers. Back in my younger years a I met an ex-scientologist mind-control master. We walked up the the USC Cardinal and Gold club, he grabbed a badge and I quickly became Ed Stevenson, he became Carl Whitaker. We hobnobbed, consumed, and patted old chaps on the back for a whole 2 hours before kickoff.. yes.. we became "GOOD OL BOY CRASHERS"... had I decommitted this would have been my modus of operation forward... the benefits..
1) no more destroyed remote controls or punch marks in the wall
2) stress free Saturdays.. and worry-free Sunday-Friday's..
3) I could take up keen hobby like shuffleboard or "become a member" of some online site hosted by naughty girls who were not cut out for the ol 9to5 routine
4) half of my casual clothing collection would become less blue/white/grey tinged
5) it would give me more time to shop with Mrs. Shoop at the huge Belk store in Nashville
6) I could go to grad school at Florida with Dom Easley
7) it would free up time for private flight time with the family Nordin
8) I could run some long overdue chemistry experiments I've been putting off with my buddy Dan Kendra
9) with the time I save in reading @mkilvanick replies I could finish up that little Nuclear Fusion reactor I started in the garage last year
10) the extra time would allow me to better "keep up" with that kooky Karsashian clan
11) I could try and surf again.. nothing better than spitting half of the Pacific Ocean out of your mouth in a half hour.. and the sand-scuff burns feel great!!
12) @WTNuke and I could finally get that Milk Duds home delivery service that we have been dreaming of up and running
Last but not least.. I could go to Pitt games.. bring my Kindle and catch up on my reading.. distraction free in my own section.-sg
1) no more destroyed remote controls or punch marks in the wall
2) stress free Saturdays.. and worry-free Sunday-Friday's..
3) I could take up keen hobby like shuffleboard or "become a member" of some online site hosted by naughty girls who were not cut out for the ol 9to5 routine
4) half of my casual clothing collection would become less blue/white/grey tinged
5) it would give me more time to shop with Mrs. Shoop at the huge Belk store in Nashville
6) I could go to grad school at Florida with Dom Easley
7) it would free up time for private flight time with the family Nordin
8) I could run some long overdue chemistry experiments I've been putting off with my buddy Dan Kendra
9) with the time I save in reading @mkilvanick replies I could finish up that little Nuclear Fusion reactor I started in the garage last year
10) the extra time would allow me to better "keep up" with that kooky Karsashian clan
11) I could try and surf again.. nothing better than spitting half of the Pacific Ocean out of your mouth in a half hour.. and the sand-scuff burns feel great!!
12) @WTNuke and I could finally get that Milk Duds home delivery service that we have been dreaming of up and running
Last but not least.. I could go to Pitt games.. bring my Kindle and catch up on my reading.. distraction free in my own section.-sg
