Can I trust the Gorton’s Fisherman?

[BobPSU92]

We have a box of crispy, battered ( ) fish filets in the freezer, and I got to thinking I’ve never seen the Gorton’s Fisherman using tongs on the commercials. I’m supposed to trust him? Can I trust him? I don’t think this is a decision I can take lightly.

Thoughts?

 

[psuro]

He is flasher. What kind of grown man wears s raincoat all the time?

Pervert.

 

[BobPSU92]

He is fladher. What kind of grown man wears s raincoat all the time?

Pervert.

At least he always has his rubbers.

 

[LionsandBear]

He gave me food poisoning in 1997 and I haven't trusted him since!

 

[BobPSU92]

He gave me food poisoning in 1997 and I haven't trusted him since!

NO. TONGS.

 

[rudedude]

Beware the “tartar” sauce!

 

[BobPSU92]

Beware the “tartar” sauce!

 

[Nittany Security]

We have a box of crispy, battered ( ) fish filets in the freezer, and I got to thinking I’ve never seen the Gorton’s Fisherman using tongs on the commercials. I’m supposed to trust him? Can I trust him? I don’t think this is a decision I can take lightly.

Thoughts?

Absolutely not! I wouldn't trust Captain Crunch either

 

[SheldonJoe2215]

We have a box of crispy, battered ( ) fish filets in the freezer, and I got to thinking I’ve never seen the Gorton’s Fisherman using tongs on the commercials. I’m supposed to trust him? Can I trust him? I don’t think this is a decision I can take lightly.

Thoughts?

No, I heard he has Hep and he personally touches all of the sticks and patties.

 

[ralphster]

At least he doesn't have gonorrhea like Mrs. Paul.

(I know, throw the flag)

(I know, Bob will be right back)

 

[BobPSU92]

At least he doesn't have gonorrhea like Mrs. Paul.

(I know, throw the flag)

(I know, Bob will be right back)

Yup.

 

[rudedude]

Kanye West Southpark Fishsticks

 

[NittPicker]

At least he doesn't have gonorrhea like Mrs. Paul.

(I know, throw the flag)

(I know, Bob will be right back)

He might have the clap because I heard he and Mrs. Paul had a fling recently. Mr. Paul was not pleased.

 

[marisa45]

Isn’t he Dutch? I wouldn’t trust him probably blows with the wind and drinks like a sailor.

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

We have a box of crispy, battered ( ) fish filets in the freezer, and I got to thinking I’ve never seen the Gorton’s Fisherman using tongs on the commercials. I’m supposed to trust him? Can I trust him? I don’t think this is a decision I can take lightly.

Thoughts?

As long as his real name isn’t John O’Neal, I think you’re okay.

 

[JoeLion]

I prefer seeing the Gorton Fisherman with tongs versus wearing thongs! Please no flags!

 

[anon_1eeb2b426hv3y]

He gave me food poisoning in 1997 and I haven't trusted him since!

The Ponderosa in Boalsburg gave it to me before then. I can’t think of food poisoning without my mind going back to that damned Ponderosa. Awful experience.

 

[Connorpozlee]

As an Islanders fan, I have a strong reaction to any mention of the Gorton‘s Fisherman.