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"This is Hawkeye Report. You are charged with 50 counts of recruiting for Cael."
The amazing thing on the twitter thread is that some thought this wasn’t a joke. Just a few, but how knotheaded do you have to be?
Sir, you have been charged with drinking bad beer. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one ...
Well, isn't charging someone for a product (A Flo "broadcast") that rarely works a criminal act?
“Sir, you are not allowed to wear the tablecloth ...” 
It is ok to shave your head, but when you start telling people your name is Cael Sanderson, we have to take you in.
Mr. Saylor, you were warned that the DJ does not play Husker Du at weddings.
Sir, we need you to come down town. We have some questions about Ben Askren stealing moves from Cael Sanderson.
A result of his reaction when he heard Surriano admitted "it was all a big mistake" and wants to go back to happy valley.
Better yet, I suspect this is a bachelor party and not rerhersal dinner. The cop is really a stripper and the next few pictures get even more embarrasing.
"Mr. Fudd, you're under arrest for hunting rabbits out of season."
This “before” photo is brought to you by Head and Shoulders.
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Sir, you are being arrested for fraud and identity theft. You cannot keep using the alias of Uncle Fester.
“Yes, i was partially naked earlier. I swear, they hired me to perform here tonight. The crotchless singlet was part of my act.”
Wow, this potentially goes way back then. Was Willie the poster formally known as Husker Du years ago? If so, I even recall that he was from Nebraska (or a Nebraska fan).
If so, man, did that guy hate me!
Incidentally, I grew up in Minnesota-where the band Husker Du was from-and as a kid these advertisements used to be on tv all of the time advertising the game, Husker Du. Most don't know that the band got their name from the original game.
I did not read the tweeter thread. Did it explain why Willie was invited to Jason Nolf’s wedding rehearsal in the first place? Was it to represent the Recruiting Department?
We brought that game back from Europe in the early 70s when we ended our sabbatical year in Poland. Bought it in Copenhagen after landing by boat. Loved the game and laughed when the band got big.
Yes, Husker Du going to Warner brothers was a bit of a wow moment, to say the least, but they made a couple of great albums while there (Warehouse and Candy Apple Grey).
he had a fake press passI did not read the tweeter thread. Did it explain why Willie was invited to Jason Nolf’s wedding rehearsal in the first place? Was it to represent the Recruiting Department?
That is every Jersey boy you've ever seen.One less fugitive from the FBI Most Wanted List.
I thought 15 was legal in this state?
You do realize I wrestled in District 11?
I took 5th at PA States, what did you ever do copper!
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What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
Resurrecting this thread reminded me that I didn't get my question answered in here. Is Willie the former poster, Husker Du?
