It cracks you up? Actually, it fracks us all up. Geologists have already attributed the recent spate of earthquakes in the southwest to fracking. I'm certain that there are some that claim that and it may be true but it sure hasn't been proven. Meteorologists are attributing the catastrophic drought in the west to climate change. Oh, we haven't seen droughts in the west before have we? The only ones arguing are big oil No, not the only ones, but independent scientists also. Actually, I just read an article that the liberals who prevent damming and other water control methods to protect dying fish and insects are the cause.
Climate change is seeing the disappearance of thousands of subspecies of animals a year, Oh geez, species haven't been disappearing ever when man were hunters and gatherers thousands of years ago, have they? polar bears are rapidly disappearing in the arctic, No they aren't. The population of polar bears rises and falls with the food supplies - when supplies are good, they increase in number; when the food supplies are scarce, they decrease. world sea levels are rising even more rapidly than predicted due to melting caps in the Antarctic (which is causing monstrous beach erosion all along the eastern seaboard, Actually photographs from space show that the Ice in Antarctica is growing and these are very recent photographs especially in Florida where highways are more frequently underwater). You flakes have been claiming that we are going to lose beaches and cities for years and yet you can't name one place where we have even lost a foot of beach. And it's only going to get catastrophically worse. This is the first year we have spent an entire year with carbon over 400 parts per million, and it's accelerating exponentially. We only have a few decades Oh, it's decades we have left, but but but in 1988 you flakes told us we only had one decade left and then your hero Gore told us in 2008 that we only have one decade. unless people like you get their heads out of the sand because, when the artic tundra begins to thaw and releases it's methane, it's game over, because methane is six times worse than carbon. What happens next will not be reversible. Only two times in earth's history has there been that kind of carbon in the atmosphere, and both times preceded the planet's two great mass extinctions.
Global cooling? What a joke. There was one study in one magazine that said we "might' be experiencing global cooling. Bull dunk, you flakes were claiming that in mass. One. Even the world scientific community laughed. It disappeared as fast as it arrived. Climate change is different, and world's scientific community is unanimously behind the studies. No the worlds scientific community is not unanimous, there are a great many scientists who do not support your flakey claims. Maybe if you quit making outrageous claims and quit manipulating the data to fit your story, more will believe you, but that ship may have sailed. Your children -- certainly your grandchildren -- are going to experience a far different earth than the one you grew up in.
I'm not even going to touch the other stuff.