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Day Twelve: gas prices off the charts...Dow continues slide...there is entirely too much grumbling here, citizens

Jerry

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Brent touches $130 a barrel as prices at the pump break records and head toward $5.00 a gallon. Food and commodities are not far behind. Dow drops another 600 points (and counting).

Yet your grumbling here is unseemly, citizens. We are called to make these minor sacrifices for the sacred right of Ukraine to join NATO. The Ukrainian government has always been there for you -- or at least for Hunter Biden (and what's wrong with that) -- and now it is time for you to be there for the Ukrainian government.

Our own government and journalists are leading the way...nobly sacrificing themselves in this cause. As they have made clear to us, there are two sides in the glorious struggle: the Forces of Good led by our venerable commander-in-chief and his plucky lieutenant; and the Forces of Evil led by the rotten Russian leader and his Bad Orange Stooge.

You must get your minds right, citizens. You're either with us or against us. And only traitors who favor genocide and human enslavement are against us. Therefore: Stand with Ukraine! Onward to victory!

As a public service, we include the below samples of writing by three disgusting Russia-lovers so you may know the kind of anti-American treachery we are sadly dealing with. You are not to be like these people, citizens. They have been reported to the Department of Patriotism and will be punished in due time:



 
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