White House Official to Biden:.....Mr. President, the President of China is on the phone for you?
Biden: Hello President Ing-Wen (of Taiwan) how are you?
President Xi: Mr. President this President Xi of China! President Ing-Wen is President of Taiwan! We want to kill them, like we secretly did in 2020 when we release Covid!
Biden: Kill?? We already killed that bastard Bin Laden years ago!
Xi: Joe what hell you talk about? This President Xi of China!
Biden: President of the Sea?
Xi To his People In the Room with him: My God, we need find new puppet to control in America! (Back on phone) Joe for last time, this President Xi of China!
Biden: Well why didn't you just say so?
Xi (eyes rolled back of his head): Hunter is hurting your chances for re-election by knocking up these prostitutes!
Biden: Why the hell you think I support abortion? Apparently, I already had one crack baby.
Xi: But Joe too many people find out 'bout you shell company that we fund you money.
Biden: We have so many shell companies they'll never find them all? Why? You interested in another bribe? I can use a few mil?
Xi: Joe you not listen. They now have bank records and paper trail of you shell companies!
Biden: LISTEN....HERE'S THE DEAL! Just funnel $10 mil to one of my shell companies and we'll fix the election again.
Xi: But Joe what this talk I hear you now get tough with border? How we then sneak Fentanyl in?
Biden: Oh I'm ok with Fentanyl, Hunter only likes crack! No one "I" care about will die of Fentanyl, it's all good.
Xi: So you not serious about tougher border security?
Biden: OF COURSE NOT! I just had to have them put a bill out pretending like I am until the election's over.
Xi: So you really not care about securing the border?
Biden: C'MON MAN! You know my motto: Illegal Immigrants First.....US Citizens Last!
Xi: Good to hear!
Biden: Well I have to go now. I have a speech and my Secret Service wants to give me lessons how to walk off the stage. I get so damn confused on how to get off the stage when I'm up there. That ever happen to you President Kishida?
Xi: Joe, Kishida is Japan President! I told you I President Xi.......Ah never mind, good bye Joe
Biden: Hello President Ing-Wen (of Taiwan) how are you?
President Xi: Mr. President this President Xi of China! President Ing-Wen is President of Taiwan! We want to kill them, like we secretly did in 2020 when we release Covid!
Biden: Kill?? We already killed that bastard Bin Laden years ago!
Xi: Joe what hell you talk about? This President Xi of China!
Biden: President of the Sea?
Xi To his People In the Room with him: My God, we need find new puppet to control in America! (Back on phone) Joe for last time, this President Xi of China!
Biden: Well why didn't you just say so?
Xi (eyes rolled back of his head): Hunter is hurting your chances for re-election by knocking up these prostitutes!
Biden: Why the hell you think I support abortion? Apparently, I already had one crack baby.
Xi: But Joe too many people find out 'bout you shell company that we fund you money.
Biden: We have so many shell companies they'll never find them all? Why? You interested in another bribe? I can use a few mil?
Xi: Joe you not listen. They now have bank records and paper trail of you shell companies!
Biden: LISTEN....HERE'S THE DEAL! Just funnel $10 mil to one of my shell companies and we'll fix the election again.
Xi: But Joe what this talk I hear you now get tough with border? How we then sneak Fentanyl in?
Biden: Oh I'm ok with Fentanyl, Hunter only likes crack! No one "I" care about will die of Fentanyl, it's all good.
Xi: So you not serious about tougher border security?
Biden: OF COURSE NOT! I just had to have them put a bill out pretending like I am until the election's over.
Xi: So you really not care about securing the border?
Biden: C'MON MAN! You know my motto: Illegal Immigrants First.....US Citizens Last!
Xi: Good to hear!
Biden: Well I have to go now. I have a speech and my Secret Service wants to give me lessons how to walk off the stage. I get so damn confused on how to get off the stage when I'm up there. That ever happen to you President Kishida?
Xi: Joe, Kishida is Japan President! I told you I President Xi.......Ah never mind, good bye Joe
