Epic mocking in progress of feminist group's call to replace clapping with 'jazz hands' to prevent 'anxiety'
Sometimes Twitchy posts just write themselves. For example, check out what is surely one of the sillier things we've ever read on Twitter, via Britain's National Union of Students and their live-tweeting of today's conference on women's issues:
Nope, that's not satire. It's 100 percent authentic and unfiltered lunacy:
RB @RBPundit
If people clapping... literally clapping... "triggers" your anxiety, you are in for a lifetime of hurt.
NUS Women's Campaign @nuswomcam
Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it's triggering anxiety. Please be mindful! #nuswomen15
11:26 AM - 24 Mar 2015
Jalen @GOPMommy
If you're happy and you know it, trigger my anxiety. #nuswomen15 @nuswomcam
1:38 PM - 24 Mar 2015
Kemberlee Kaye @KemberleeKaye
Upside: we now know feminists can be trolled by simply clapping at them.
RB @RBPundit
Are you f-cking kidding me? https://twitter.com/nuswomcam/status/580390340802297856 These people expect to function in the real world?
Ashe Schow ✔ @AsheSchow
@RBPundit @nuswomcam I could be wrong, but even in the delicate days of corsets women could handle clapping.
Political Math @politicalmath
I don't mean this callously: If clapping is triggering your anxiety, you need therapy. That's not healthy.
Lord Skip VC @LordSkipVC
MOTION PASSED! #nuswomen15
Epic Mocking of feminist group's anxiety over clap