FC: Holly Sonders off the market

[CDLionFL]

To avoid flags, pics are in the link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/vegas-dave-holly-sonders-are-engaged/amp/

I have a few questions...

-does he help with her spreads?
-will the wedding be comped?
-is the reception catered buffet style?
-will the officiant’s jumpsuit cost more than the wedding dress?
-do they get a complimentary dvd of the ceremony?
-when they do it, which of them says ‘hit me’?

 

[wbcincy]

To avoid flags, pics are in the link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/vegas-dave-holly-sonders-are-engaged/amp/

I have a few questions...

-does he help with her spreads?
-will the wedding be comped?
-is the reception catered buffet style?
-will the officiant’s jumpsuit cost more than the wedding dress?
-do they get a complimentary dvd of the ceremony?
-when they do it, which of them says ‘hit me’?

it is well settled board principle that a link is not sufficient to avoid flags.

 

[stormingnorm]

To avoid flags, pics are in the link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/vegas-dave-holly-sonders-are-engaged/amp/

I have a few questions...

-does he help with her spreads?
-will the wedding be comped?
-is the reception catered buffet style?
-will the officiant’s jumpsuit cost more than the wedding dress?
-do they get a complimentary dvd of the ceremony?
-when they do it, which of them says ‘hit me’?

One can only hope that at least one of them is sterile

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Debate for another day, but has anyone outkicked his coverage higher and farther than Bobcat Goldthwait?

 

[LemonEars]

Debate for another day, but has anyone outkicked his coverage higher and farther than Bobcat Goldthwait?

To avoid flags, pics are in the link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/vegas-dave-holly-sonders-are-engaged/amp/

I have a few questions...

-does he help with her spreads?
-will the wedding be comped?
-is the reception catered buffet style?
-will the officiant’s jumpsuit cost more than the wedding dress?
-do they get a complimentary dvd of the ceremony?
-when they do it, which of them says ‘hit me’?

The ultimate in kick coverage overshoot was Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts.

 

[Mister Magoo]

Damn!

 

[psuro]

 

[Cletus11]

At least Billy Joel and Lyle Lovett were legit music stars at the time. Bobcat Goldthwaight in his prime was a only a B grade actor and comedian.

 

[psuro]

At least Billy Joel and Lyle Lovett were legit music stars at the time. Bobcat Goldthwaight in his prime was a only a B grade actor and comedian.

Strictly in terms of the “eye test” the spread between a droopy eyed piano man and a supermodel is tough to beat.

 

[Erial_Lion]

At least Billy Joel and Lyle Lovett were legit music stars at the time. Bobcat Goldthwaight in his prime was a only a B grade actor and comedian.

Vegas Dave is basically the Las Vegas version of Bernie Madoff.

 

[auxgym]

To avoid flags, pics are in the link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/vegas-dave-holly-sonders-are-engaged/amp/

I have a few questions...

-does he help with her spreads?
-will the wedding be comped?
-is the reception catered buffet style?
-will the officiant’s jumpsuit cost more than the wedding dress?
-do they get a complimentary dvd of the ceremony?
-when they do it, which of them says ‘hit me’?

I'm going to bet the under on this relationship.......

 

[Grant Green]

WTF is she thinking. That dude is the worst. He must be a hypnotist.

 

[The Spin Meister]

Debate for another day, but has anyone outkicked his coverage higher and farther than Bobcat Goldthwait?

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They say that the most attractive trait a man has is his ability to make a woman laugh.

I dunno.........when ever things progress well and I drop my pants, the woman laughs...and then leaves!!!!

 

[PSU20]

Somebody should tell Holly that it certainly looks like Vegas Dave slipped her a cubic zirconia.......

 

[fastlax16]

WTF is she thinking. That dude is the worst. He must be a hypnotist.

I had a client who married a hypnotist she met online... She said he'd never hypnotized her, but given that he was a professional hypnotist and she had been a consultant for McKinsey I had some doubts.

 

[Aardvark86]

Strictly in terms of the “eye test” the spread between a droopy eyed piano man and a supermodel is tough to beat.

...particularly when you take into account that when he's talking and not singing he sounds like the worst NY has to offer.

 

[Aardvark86]

I had a client who married a hypnotist she met online... She said he'd never hypnotized her, but given that he was a professional hypnotist and she was had been a consultant for McKinsey I had some doubts.

In life, there is nothing quite so dangerous as a McKinsey slide deck.

 

[Aardvark86]

this actually sorta has the makings of the beginning of a good Midnighter poll.

 

[Pardlion]

To avoid flags, pics are in the link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/vegas-dave-holly-sonders-are-engaged/amp/

I have a few questions...

-does he help with her spreads?
-will the wedding be comped?
-is the reception catered buffet style?
-will the officiant’s jumpsuit cost more than the wedding dress?
-do they get a complimentary dvd of the ceremony?
-when they do it, which of them says ‘hit me’?

Who's going to toss her salad?

 

[nitanee123]

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

At least Billy Joel and Lyle Lovett were legit music stars at the time. Bobcat Goldthwaight in his prime was a only a B grade actor and comedian.

Right? And she was a Maxim Magazine feature model/cover girl.

 

[PearlSUJam]

Debate for another day, but has anyone outkicked his coverage higher and farther than Bobcat Goldthwait?

I know his sister. I'll ask her next time I run into her.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

I know his sister. I'll ask her next time I run into her.

LOL.

Actually, Nikki Cox must have a thing for funny guys. She married Jay Mohr after Goldthwait. That said, I found the champ...

 

[royboy]

Game Over!

Well, maybe. Remember this is a sport without a salary cap.

 

[Harrisburg Dave]

Debate for another day, but has anyone outkicked his coverage higher and farther than Bobcat Goldthwait?

Yes, me. No flags. I would not want you filthy animals to have her pic to do unspeakable things with. That’s for me.

 

[Harrisburg Dave]

That’s just wrong.

 

[klive]

Tracksuit Dave seems cool.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Well, maybe. Remember this is a sport without a salary cap.

The crazy thing about Weinstein and Georgina Chapman is that she’s not just some hot playboy model - she’s a well educated business owner respected in the fashion industry. And she was married to this guy for 10 years! Anna Nicole was just a gold digger - albeit a super got one.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Samantha Hoopes: Hold my beer...

 

[ncgolfer]

Vegas Dave?? Good Lord, does that ever sound sleazy!! Oh well, divorces are just as easy to get in Vegas as marriages.

 

[Ian]

To avoid flags, pics are in the link...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/sports/vegas-dave-holly-sonders-are-engaged/amp/

I have a few questions...

-does he help with her spreads?
-will the wedding be comped?
-is the reception catered buffet style?
-will the officiant’s jumpsuit cost more than the wedding dress?
-do they get a complimentary dvd of the ceremony?
-when they do it, which of them says ‘hit me’?

I’m sure they’ll marry in Vegas and he’ll wear his Jersey sweat suit. Holly will have a beautiful gown buoyed by her strapless top. Looks like a VD probably uses a bicycle pump regularly to keep’em afloat.... I give them two years and bet VD is betting the over!

 

[Locolion]

In life, there is nothing quite so dangerous as a McKinsey slide deck.

Nothing quite as overpriced and overvalued either, delivered with a mountain of ego from some under-experienced nitwit.

 

[YeOldeCup]

 

[BobPSU92]

I could have any of these women, but I’m tired of their shit.

 

[Waste Management Consultant]

One can only hope that at least one of them is sterile

If not sterile, I’m sure they can at least share their penicillin prescriptions.

 

[Thomas1945]

One thing no one has posted is really good looking guys with let’s charitably say less than beguiling women. Why is that?

 

[Fox Chapel Lion II]

I could never figure this one out . . . .

 

[NewEra 2014]

The ultimate in kick coverage overshoot was Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts.

There is a saying in Texas that goes like this:

No one in the country could believe that Julia Roberts settled for marrying Lyle Lovett. Except in Texas, where no one could believe that Lyle Lovett settled for marrying Julia Roberts.

 

[Erial_Lion]

The ultimate in kick coverage overshoot was Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts.

I love that he’s a few inches taller than her, yet his chin starts about 2 inches below her’s.

 

[ClarkstonMark]

I could never figure this one out . . . .

which one is good looking?