HALLOWEEN. [insert the face here]

[BobPSU92]

So the kids are roaming my neighborhood. CANDY. No OUTRAGE. , no CANDY. . No princesses, ballerinas, cowboys, baseball players. Please. Wear something bad-ass and OUTRAGE. ous.

I never got into HALLOWEEN. Sure, eating candy until I puked was cool, but I always hated costumes. HATE. They’re stupid, fake, trite, uncomfortable. No thank you.

When I was in college, including graduate school, and for a few years afterwards when I would get dragged to HALLOWEEN. parties, I would dress as a Penn State FOOTBALL. fan. Jersey, jeans, jacket, hat, scarf, gloves. Everyone would say, “That’s no costume. That’s you every day.” True, but it was easy and not stupid. Plus it was toxic, which fit HALLOWEEN. .

So enjoy HALLOWEEN. if you must. I’m ready for Thanksgiving.

 

[paws1957]

Well to be honest we eat better at thanksgiving!

 

[jim cummings]

ORGANIZED. CHAOS.

Getting ready...

 

[BobPSU92]

Well to be honest we eat better at thanksgiving!

And we get to eat until we puke, sans costume.

 

[psuro]

And we get to eat until we puke sans costume.

You were in the Blue Band. It’s the ultimate costume.

 

[BobPSU92]

You were in the Blue Band. It’s the ultimate costume.

Wearing it to an non-band function would have landed me in the brig.

 

[TheGLOV]