Have you bought your Trump trading cards yet? Such a deal. Your Orange Guru is currently hawking them like a mad dog. Gotta raise more money to pay his lawyers. You are already no doubt fully aware of what a "deal" these Trump trading cards are, but for those folks who are not such committed Trump Cultists, here are the terms of the awesome deal being proposed to prospective purchasers of Trump trading cards:
"For the purchase of a minimum of 15 digital cards (priced at $99 each), Trump promises that a physical trading card, which includes a swatch of the suit he wore during the presidential debate with President Joe Biden, will be mailed to the buyer. A limited 2,024 physical cards will be printed, and Trump will sign five of those 2,024 cards."
Fer Chrissake (pun intended), who wants a piece of the Shroud of Turin when he or she can have a swatch of the suit that the Shepherd to Mankind wore during his presidential debate with Joe Biden?! Come and get one while they last! Only $1,485. What dutiful Trump Cultist could pass up something like THAT?!
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"For the purchase of a minimum of 15 digital cards (priced at $99 each), Trump promises that a physical trading card, which includes a swatch of the suit he wore during the presidential debate with President Joe Biden, will be mailed to the buyer. A limited 2,024 physical cards will be printed, and Trump will sign five of those 2,024 cards."
Fer Chrissake (pun intended), who wants a piece of the Shroud of Turin when he or she can have a swatch of the suit that the Shepherd to Mankind wore during his presidential debate with Joe Biden?! Come and get one while they last! Only $1,485. What dutiful Trump Cultist could pass up something like THAT?!
Opinion | Trump's digital trading cards are practically worthless
Nobody is going to care or remember these cards in November. The time to sell is today.
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