I could feel the christmas noose beginning to tighten *

[Sviatoslav]

*

 

[paddoce]

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

 

[Norm Petersin]

Feliz Navidad

 

[83wuzme]

“ IT’S A MAJOR AWARD ! “

 

[crayfish67]

Oh Fudge

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

‘Be. Sure. To. Drink. Your. Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Sonofabitch.’

 

[BTMurphy]

He had yellow eyes... I swear he had yellow eyes!

 

[paddoce]

Now, I had heard that word at least 10 times a day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But I chickened out, and I blurted out the first name that came to mind.

 

[PSU87]

Some men are Baptist, others are Catholic... My father was an Oldsmobile man.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

‘Flick? Flick who?’

 

[psuro]

You'll shoot your eyes out.

 

[bhill29]

Frah-jeelay.

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

 

[harbest]