I have a feeling we get one today.
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Interesting there was a new CB for Hamlin to PSU yesterday
Seems a number of our targets plan to decide soon.
Wonder if some of the remaining recruits are attending practice this weekend......
Seems a number of our targets plan to decide soon.
Wonder if some of the remaining recruits are attending practice this weekend......
Reminds me of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield joke "I tell ya, life is tough. My wife informed me she was cutting me down to once a month. Its tough. Well, I guess I shouldn't complain. She cut two other guys out all together."
One of his other lines "I only smoke after sex. Haven't had a cigarette in 2 years. On the other hand, my wife is up to a pack a day".
My 7 year old son run into the house crying "Daddy, Daddy: Mommy just ran over my bicycle with her car". I screamed at him "how many times have I warned you about leaving that bike on the front porch?"
I asked my dentist what I could do about yellow teeth. He said, "Wear brown ties."
Things are getting crazy in my neighborhood. Just yesterday I was driving down our street and I saw a guy jogging naked. I asked him why and he said because you came home early.
"At Christmas I asked my parents for something to wear and something to play with. They gave me a pair of pants with holes in the pockets".
Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.
- I told my doctor that I felt so horrible that every time I look in the mirror I want to throw up. I asked what was wrong with me. He said I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
- I'm ok now but last week I was in rough shape. Last week I bought a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
- I told my psychiatrist that I had suicidal tendencies. He told me from now on I had to pay in advance.
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