I keep getting this weird vision of a new short yardage offense.

[Roar More]

We trot out a different offensive line with Tommy Stevens over center and we run a qb sneak.

 

[PSU87]

We trot out a different offensive line with Tommy Stevens over center and we run a qb sneak.

I keep getting visions of Scarlett Johansson at my front door.
They both have about the same chance of happening.

 

[schoolie]

I had a vision the other night that my organic food-obsessed wife was standing at the front door with two juicy Porterhouse steaks. Of course that will never happen either.

 

[demlion]

We trot out a different offensive line with Tommy Stevens over center and we run a qb sneak.

Drink some whiskey, then drink a bunch more. Your sleep will be dreamless.

 

[PSU87]

I had a vision the other night that my organic food-obsessed wife was standing at the front door with two juicy Porterhouse steaks. Of course that will never happen either.

Hmm... My vision plus your vision. Scarlett Johansson with 2 porterhouse steaks.

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

I keep getting visions of Scarlett Johansson at my front door.
They both have about the same chance of happening.

 

[demlion]

Hmm... My vision plus your vision. Scarlett Johansson with 2 porterhouse steaks.

Throw in a handle jug of whiskey, and it's all good.

 

[BobPSU92]

Is a Barkley run up the middle for a loss of two yards considered "short yardage offense"? It's only two yards.

 

[djr4rebs]

So it's settled: Scarlett, 2 steaks, and a Lions victory and we're good!

 

[schoolie]

Hmm... My vision plus your vision. Scarlett Johansson with 2 porterhouse steaks.

I like your vision better

 

[PeetzPoolBoy]

So it's settled: Scarlett, 2 steaks, and a Lions victory and we're good!

She needs to be semi-naked when she meets me at the door.

 

[PSU87]

She needs to be semi-naked when she meets me at the door.

OK, I'll have her leave half her clothes when she leaves my house

 

[Hugh Manatee]

We trot out a different offensive line with Tommy Stevens over center and we run a qb sneak.

No thanks!!!

I’ll take what we got over anything the other guy “trots out”.