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I think we should ban soccer.

Sounds like the assailants were Mexican soccer fans. They’re pretty bottom of the barrel as far as fans go

“At this point, they believe the argument at Pat’s Steaks may have actually stemmed from a soccer match that happened hours earlier in Chester, Pennsylvania. Police say many of the people involved in this fight were wearing yellow jerseys with “Club América” written across the shirt.”

Here are these dirt balls brawling at an exhibition:

 
This really changes my impression of Pat’s. I always thought it was a classy place that only attracted the best clientele.
 
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This was a nice touch:

“The men involved in the brawl may have been drinking, Small said.”
My wife used to be a counselor and is now an attorney. She gets the calls on Saturday, Sunday and Monday mornings. Here is what I overhead 99.99% of the time:
  • Hello, Atty Ph.D. Mrs. Obliviax
  • Yes
  • (fight, car wreck, shoplifting, spousal abuse, shooting, stabbing, etc.)
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • (ten or fifteen minutes go by)
  • ..and may I ask, was drinking involved?
  • "just a little".
 
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I don't pretend to be a connoisseur but given what I've read from the SEPA folks here, Pat's is an entry level/tourist outlet for cheesesteaks. Maybe they were upset when they realized there were better sandwiches elsewhere in the city.
 
My wife used to be a counselor and is now an attorney. She gets the calls on Saturday, Sunday and Monday mornings. Here is what I overhead 99.99% of the time:
  • Hello, Atty Ph.D. Mrs. Obliviax
  • Yes
  • (fight, car wreck, shoplifting, spousal abuse, shooting, stabbing, etc.)
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • (ten or fifteen minutes go by)
  • ..and may I ask, was drinking involved?
  • "just a little".
That’s the client burying the lede
 
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