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Ingenious idea

SJP80

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Why can’t this work, beside the morality and compliance of it all. Maybe even an addition to the Lee 3” binder.

- PSU offers Bassets mom a WFH job at the university for good money. She never needs to leave the house.
- We tell her wink wink, don’t worry about working hard (your boss won’t even be checking),
- three years from now, mom loves PSU and the 300k she has gotten…tie breaker PSU if needed
- Beau wants in anyway
- Free extra scholarship for Cael, parent employee deal
- GIA heads explode.

Who is in?
 
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Why would any of this be necessary? NIL exists. Hawkeye Fans are going to claim we did something illegal regardless of what we do. There is no shortage of mental gymnastics on that board.
 
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Why would any of this be necessary? NIL exists. Hawkeye Fans are going to claim we did something illegal regardless of what we do. There is no shortage of mental gymnastics on that board.
You meant 🤔 mental masturbation, no?
 
Why can’t this work, beside the morality and compliance of it all. Maybe even an addition to the Lee 3” binder.

- PSU offers Bassets mom a WFH job at the university for good money. She never needs to leave the house.
- We tell her wink wink, don’t worry about working hard (your boss won’t even be checking),
- three years from now, mom loves PSU and the 300k she has gotten…tie breaker PSU if needed
- Beau wants in anyway
- Free extra scholarship for Cael, parent employee deal
- GIA heads explode.

Who is in?
Why not go Full Reggie Bush and buy mom a house on the coast?
 
Why can’t this work, beside the morality and compliance of it all. Maybe even an addition to the Lee 3” binder.

- PSU offers Bassets mom a WFH job at the university for good money. She never needs to leave the house.
- We tell her wink wink, don’t worry about working hard (your boss won’t even be checking),
- three years from now, mom loves PSU and the 300k she has gotten…tie breaker PSU if needed
- Beau wants in anyway
- Free extra scholarship for Cael, parent employee deal
- GIA heads explode.

Who is in?
Just get her a pair of crush proof glasses.
 
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