Insert religious pun: Christ to PSU

[RTRMR]

UVA de-commit!

 

[psuro]

Penn State fans will soon discover the joys of Christ.

 

[NittanyLion15]

UVA de-commit!

Penn State fans will soon discover the joys of Christ.

 

[CF LION]

He’ll make a believer out of many.

 

[Waltwam]

UVA de-commit!

Guess many will have to stop using his name as a curse word!

 

[Norm Petersin]

jeebus, that’s great

 

[I am Ironman]

Christ is among us!

 

[interrobang]

Let's see what happens when a DE tries to betray him.

 

[royboy]

Blasphemy.

In my opinion.

 

[interrobang]

When Christ enters the transfer portal, he doesn't mess around

 

[wex18]

In a related story, power forward Moses has given a verbal to play Division III basketball at Yeshiva.

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

In a related story, power forward Moses has given a verbal to play Division III basketball at Yeshiva.

Too bad he didn’t stick with football...that kid can part a D like nobody’s business.

 

[RTRMR]

Will his jersey # be 3:16?

 

[Frabjous]

The all-religion team:
Christian Hackenberg
Moses Malone
God Shammgod
Jimmy Christ
Muhammed Ali
Irv Cross
Johnny Temple
Bubba Church
Billy Sunday
Preacher Rowe
Jethro Pugh (Pew)
Andre Lacroix
(Good) Book (er) Moore

 

[Phil's Rug]

Feli is gonna shit himself

 

[PSU Soupy]

The all-religion team:
Christian Hackenberg
Moses Malone
God Shammgod
Jimmy Christ
Muhammed Ali
Irv Cross
Johnny Temple
Bubba Church
Billy Sunday
Preacher Rowe
Jethro Pugh (Pew)
Andre Lacroix
(Good) Book (er) Moore

Also:

Andre Risen
Preist Holmes
Deacon Jones

 

[Uncle_Ned]

Saint Peter a silent verbal.

 

[IANit]

UVA de-commit!

So Christ converted to PSU?

 

[RTRMR]

Judas just entered the transfer portal!
I’ll show myself out......

 

[The Song Remains the Same]

Always good to have J. Christ on your side.

 

[NittanyPirate]

The power of Christ compels us.

 

[PearlSUJam]

The all-religion team:
Christian Hackenberg
Moses Malone
God Shammgod
Jimmy Christ
Muhammed Ali
Irv Cross
Johnny Temple
Bubba Church
Billy Sunday
Preacher Rowe
Jethro Pugh (Pew)
Andre Lacroix
(Good) Book (er) Moore

Of course one of the straightest shooters is the leader of the Sun Devils.

 

[PSUfiji]

Oh... for Christ's Sake...

 

[BobPSU92]

TEST. BOARD.

 

[Virginia Lion]

“It’s a trick play and Christ throws a Hail Mary!”

 

[Frabjous]

Of course one of the straightest shooters is the leaders of the Sun Devils.

Future opponents are the Sun Devils, Blue Devils, Texas Christian, Trinity & Holy Cross.

 

[anon_1eeb2b426hv3y]

The all-religion team:
Christian Hackenberg
Moses Malone
God Shammgod
Jimmy Christ
Muhammed Ali
Irv Cross
Johnny Temple
Bubba Church
Billy Sunday
Preacher Rowe
Jethro Pugh (Pew)
Andre Lacroix
(Good) Book (er) Moore

That was awesome.

Can’t forget our very own Yaacov Yisrael

 

[anon_1eeb2b426hv3y]

Future opponents are the Sun Devils, Blue Devils, Texas Christian, Trinity & Holy Cross.

And the Fightin’ MCs of “Our Lady”

I now wash my hands of this thread. not really, this is fun.

Welcome aboard to this young Rising Star (of Bethlehem)!

 

[RTRMR]

The all-religion team:
Christian Hackenberg
Moses Malone
God Shammgod
Jimmy Christ
Muhammed Ali
Irv Cross
Johnny Temple
Bubba Church
Billy Sunday
Preacher Rowe
Jethro Pugh (Pew)
Andre Lacroix
(Good) Book (er) Moore

No Priest Holmes?

 

[phillybillyreprise]

Christ is the answer

 

[Woodpecker]

Is his middle initial H?

 

[jim cummings]

Let’s walk a mile in his cleats.

 

[NitneLiun]

In a related story, power forward Moses has given a verbal to play Division III basketball at Yeshiva.

Yeah, but Mt. Sinai is still recruiting him pretty hard.

 

[NitneLiun]

Future opponents are the Sun Devils, Blue Devils, Texas Christian, Trinity & Holy Cross.

A home & home is being negotiated with the Demon Deacons.

 

[Ski]

Notre Dame is now God’s 2nd favorite team.

 

[Achowalogan]

Christ abandons the Virgin (ia) for the promised land...