Oh my gosh! I started listening to Christmas music a couple weeks ago and just now realized that the Kay Starr classic "The Man With the Bag" is about Slumlord Bob. It took some digging, but I found an obscure backmasking music site that even has the original secret lyrics. The lyrics are below, followed by the publicly released version for you young'uns who may not know the tune.
Tom & Terry tingle, as Bob’s pockets jingle,
The coin that’ll tinkle all their troubles away.
Iowa is waitin’ for the man with the bag,
‘Cause Slumlord is comin’ again.
He's got a sleighful, it surely will stay full,
He's got coin to throw ev'ry portal guy’s way.
Iowa is waitin’ for the man with the bag,
Dear Slumlord is comin’ again.
He'll be here, with the answers to the prayers
That T&T made all year.
They’ll get theirs, if they do ev’rything Bob says they should,
If they’re extra special good.
He'll make this December, the one they'll remember,
The best and most merry GIA ever did have.
Iowa is prayin’ for the man with the bag,
Sweet Slumlord be here again.
Tom & Terry giggle, when Bob’s pockets jingle,
With the coin that’ll tinkle all their troubles away.
Iowa is waitin’ for the man with the bag,
Their Slumlord is here again.
He's got a sleighful, endless NIL coin ain’t no bull,
Even more when room injuries happen every day.
Iowa salivatin’ for the man with the bag,
Daddy Slumlord is here again.
Bob is here, with answers to T&T’s prayers,
And nonstop Penn State smears.
Iowa gets theirs, if Bob hits his eviction quota like he should,
Feels so extra special good.
He hopes this December, to buy a spring and winter,
That won’t crush their dreams with the “also ran” tag.
Every Hawk is waitin', dark tunnels they're embracin'
Indebted to the man with the bag.
Ironbird is deep in love with this man!