He was out in the Sinai desert when he became separated from his outfit. He wandered the desert for days when he tripped on something metal. It was a lamp, he rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie told him he would grant him one wish. The soldier pull out a map and pointed to Syria, Lebanon, Jordon and Iran and said "I vant them all to be Israel, I don't vant anymore war or conflict, I vant all these countries to be Israel!!". The genie, "What? That's impossible! It can't be done! I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it! You'll have to gimme another wish". The soldier said "Okay, I vant my wife Esty to give me oral sex anytime I vant" The genie said "Let me look at that map again"
