LET'S BE CLEAR...............mustard (not Ketchup) goes on a hot dog - end of story!!!!
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I read recently that ketchup is loaded with sugar. I have three kinds of mustard in my fridge, and two do not list sugar as an ingredient. Surprisingly, the brand that does is a Trader Joe's Dijon style imported from France. Finally, there is no confusion on how to spell mustard, which is cause enough to put it on hot dogs.
From the Book of Thomas, 3:16: Though shalt honor thy tube steak with condiments of thy choosing. Thusly giving tube steak rightful honor. Giving tube steak ketchup or mustard is giving honor to they flesh of cow, hog or chicken. To truly establish the covenant of thy Tube Steak, one must use hot coney island sauce from one of the western Pennsylvania tube steak merchant.
"end of story", I hate people who use that phrase. They are arrogant. They are implying that when they say it, it is the gospel truthful fact even though it is only an opinion.
I hate arrogant bastards.
I'd lean more toward Knocker's position than to Felli's position.
First off, there are thousands of things more disgusting in the world than what condiment someone puts on a hot dog. That's a silly statement.
Second, it's a personal preference. You get to make a choice for yourself, but not anyone else.
Third, what about those that like either one? While I don't eat hot dogs too often, I prefer ketchup on a regular hot dog, but if I get it with sauerkraut, then I have no interest in ketchup but would like some mustard.
Hardly seems like your claim is an end of story situation, Felli.
Except when used in this context.....end of story, Douche MackDaddy is a head-up-his-butt a-hole. Look, I found a picture of him:
Why?
Sometimes I feel like a nut and sometimes I don't. Sometimes I like mustard, sometimes catsup, and sometimes I just go crazy and have a little of both.
Onions on my dog is a must for me. Hell, I put anything and everything on a hot dog. Don't eat em too much but when I do, I make sure to enjoy it.
NOW, the most disgusting thing I have ever seen and it was at a predator's hockey game is this chubby teenager put mayonnaise on his hot dog. Like the dog don't already have enough fat, LOL.
NOW, the most disgusting thing I have ever seen and it was at a predator's hockey game is this chubby teenager put mayonnaise on his hot dog. Like the dog don't already have enough fat, LOL.
I like putting ketchup on hot dogs not because I really like the taste one way or another but just so I can see people who act like this have an aneurysm over it.
You are absolutely correct. Sometimes it gets me depressed just to think about what kind of animals live amongst us.
while the standard yellow is pretty bad, french's makes a fabulous horseradish mustard which is perfect for an all beef frank. always hated when at a cookout people would start mixing in chicken dogs with the all beef dogs that i brought. ahh, don't think i want to take the chance on having a hot dog now. those were usually the same people who would bring old milwaukee and ten minutes later would be drinking the stella you brought.
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I like ketchup on my hot dogs (mustard and onion too). Look, the Germans practically invented the thing and while you can get many wursts with mustard or onion marmalade, you will almost certainly find more folks who prefer the currywurst to all others (wurst with curry-ketchup sauce). Point is, eat whatever the hell you like.
If available, ketchup, relish, onions and mustard on my hot dog.
Here's a foolproof corollary: Eat the first half of a hotdog indoors. Step outside and eat the second half outdoors. The outdoors half will taste better.
Here's a foolproof corollary: Eat the first half of a hotdog indoors. Step outside and eat the second half outdoors. The outdoors half will taste better.
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When I was out in the Midwest, a friend invited me to a backyard get-together. I asked what I could bring, and he said "brats." Not knowing he meant bratwurst, I showed up with a dozen eight-year-old kids. They tore his place apart, and he never spoke to me again.
My favorite dog has what we refer to as Texas Red Hot Sauce on it; along with mustard and raw onion. The Texas Red Hot Sauce is a beef based chili sauce with lots of spices (cumin being most prominent). The Texas Red Hot Sauce is not very chunky but is loose and on the watery side. The bun must be steamed. It's a great combination; and the steamed bun makes it very easy to digest. I know many guys who can easily inhale 4-6 of these at a time without any problem. They go down soooo easily, especially after a night of drinking.
BTW; in my neck of the woods, that Texas Hot Sauce is also placed on french fries. For some reason or other, the best purveyors of these style of dog are the Greek restauranteurs. They've got the Texas Red Hots stuff down pat.
BTW; in my neck of the woods, that Texas Hot Sauce is also placed on french fries. For some reason or other, the best purveyors of these style of dog are the Greek restauranteurs. They've got the Texas Red Hots stuff down pat.
Felli is Wrong! DEAD WRONG! Watching people put ketchup on scrambled eggs is - BY FAR - a more disgusting thing in the world than watching people put ketchup on a hot dog.
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