Lets post some truisms... you've got a better chance of seeing a solar eclipse before...

[aalion]

Seeing Davey Jones write a positive article about PSU without taking at least 1 dig!

(I am sure you guys can have fun with this...)

 

[2lion70]

Lead transforms into golf

 

[bison13]

A Pitt fan gives me the correct change when bringing me my pizza.

 

[Player2BNamedL8r]

Heinz Field has no empty seats on a Saturday afternoon when the opposing team isn't from a place called State College or South Bend.

 

[AWS1022]

Before seeing Pitt beat Penn State again.

 

[Option Bob]

Before seeing ESPN's crews touting either Barkley or McSorley for the Heisman in November & December.

 

[doublehaul]

The stream works for the whole radio show.