Link: Here's the Iowa SAB thread. Some are too funny others you need to ignore

[Mr. Potter]

***** Iowa vs Penn State SAB *****

That's right boys and girls, we're looking at the biggest game in Kinnick in decades if not since 1985. That means everybody has to bring it in SAB this week. We need this bad boy about 7 pages deep to guarentee a Hawks win! Let's Fing go! Penn State Showers....Rosters this way.

iowa.forums.rivals.com

 

[NittPicker]

What is SAB?? I'm not going to give it a click simply because of the showers reference. That's a good indication where the thread is going.

 

[RTRMR]

What is SAB?? I'm not going to give it a click simply because of the showers reference. That's a good indication where the thread is going.

Separated
At
Birth

 

[step.eng69]

The posting talent on the Iowa board is like ground round rump compared to some of our filet mignon posters.
They are just not ready for prime time meat smoking in the lots. 😉


Iowa post: "If my aunt had a penis she’d be my uncle, too."

 

[j0nnyhb_Prime]

What is SAB?? I'm not going to give it a click simply because of the showers reference. That's a good indication where the thread is going.

It's really funny, they do it every week before the game. It isn't just a PSU thing ... been doing it for years. Yes, some clunkers but the good ones make you LOL.

 

[sob5]

What is SAB?? I'm not going to give it a click simply because of the showers reference. That's a good indication where the thread is going.

Actually not a good indication of where the thread went or is going.

SAB = Separated At Birth... basically a thread connecting the opponents players, coaches, or mascots to things that look like them or are otherwise connected to them in some other humorous way.

 

[Midnighter2]

Their fans are the worst. And unoriginal to boot.

 

[j0nnyhb_Prime]

Their fans are the worst. And unoriginal to boot.

How is SAB thread unoriginal? Hawkeyereport started that like 15-20 years ago, it is funny as hell .... lighten up francis.

 

[Midnighter2]

How is SAB thread unoriginal? Hawkeyereport started that like 15-20 years ago, it is funny as hell .... lighten up francis.

Picture of Franklin and douche. Hilarious.

 

[j0nnyhb_Prime]

The all white helmet and generic beer can almost made be spew my coffee LOL ;-) ... when they go subtle it is the best.

 

[Midnighter2]

Maybe these guys can get a job at People Magazine? I mean, they stopped doing this kind of stuff a long time ago but the sheer genius at work here needs a bigger platform.

 

[Aardvark86]

Some of these are clever (particularly the ones that are more verbal plays on words). Others involving images are generally pretty dull, and in some cases are really pretty cringe-worthy for people who live in the 21st century. i'm glad this board doesn't do this as a general practice.

 

[Midnighter2]

Some of these are clever (particularly the ones that are more verbal plays on words). Others involving images are generally pretty dull, and in some cases are really pretty cringe-worthy for people who live in the 21st century. i'm glad this board doesn't do this as a general practice.

Pinnacle of Iowa entertainment.

 

[lazydave841]

It's really funny, they do it every week before the game. It isn't just a PSU thing ... been doing it for years. Yes, some clunkers but the good ones make you LOL.

Insufficient posting privileges.

 

[AWS1022]

***** Iowa vs Penn State SAB *****

That's right boys and girls, we're looking at the biggest game in Kinnick in decades if not since 1985. That means everybody has to bring it in SAB this week. We need this bad boy about 7 pages deep to guarentee a Hawks win! Let's Fing go! Penn State Showers....Rosters this way.

iowa.forums.rivals.com

Yawn.

 

[tomhawk80907]

Their fans are the worst. And unoriginal to boot.

By the sixth game of the year it loses some of its zest. It does start off the year with a lot more fire and originality.

 

[FightOnState]

The posting talent on the Iowa board is like ground round rump compared to some of our filet mignon posters.
They are just not ready for prime time meat smoking in the lots. 😉


Iowa post: "If my cow had a penis she’d be my bull, too."

FIFY

 

[step.eng69]

FIFY

Are you an Iowa corn cob?.... 🤓
Just kidding FOS

 

[ouirpsu]

The posting talent on the Iowa board is like ground round rump compared to some of our filet mignon posters.
They are just not ready for prime time meat smoking in the lots. 😉


Iowa post: "If my aunt had a penis she’d be my uncle, too."

 

[PSUQBKeeper]

did anyone post the Iowa defense and the 85 Bears?

 

[Lion84]

What is SAB?? I'm not going to give it a click simply because of the showers reference. That's a good indication where the thread is going.

Too funny From a school that had an overt racist as a coach in Chris Doyle - glass houses much?

 

[Dr. Evel]

IDK, some of those are pretty funny. Others are a little mean spirited WRT kids. And the Franklin one is stupid and tired.

The ones for the PSU admin guy are priceless. The comparison to the crazy guy from the original Star Trek was my favorite.

 

[MtNittany]

Their board seems to be inhabited by a bunch of middle schoolers.

 

[BobPSU92]

Their fans are the worst. And unoriginal to boot.

It’s just iowa. You can’t expect quality there.

 

[BVSt.Paul]

IDK, some of those are pretty funny. Others are a little mean spirited WRT kids. And the Franklin one is stupid and tired.

The ones for the PSU admin guy are priceless. The comparison to the crazy guy from the original Star Trek was my favorite.

Agreed. I got a good laugh. Our guy who looks like Laura Linney is a spitting image.

 

[JWB389]

Pretty weak effort on their part.

 

[LeatherHelmets]

Have they done the same bit for their guys? Gotta be some good material there.

 

[theiacowtipper]

Their board seems to be inhabited by a bunch of middle schoolers.

Seriously? Have you read some of the posts on this board? I’m not sure anyone here can claim the high ground on maturity.

 

[TheWizardofCamelot]

This annual game is the only time I remember that Iowa is even a place.

 

[Woodpecker]

Seriously? Have you read some of the posts on this board? I’m not sure anyone here can claim the high ground on maturity.

Yeah, well, we're rubber and you're glue ...

 

[MtNittany]

Seriously? Have you read some of the posts on this board? I’m not sure anyone here can claim the high ground on maturity.

Who are you again?

 

[j0nnyhb_Prime]

Have they done the same bit for their guys? Gotta be some good material there.

Thats your job ;-)

 

[Midnighter2]

The fact Iowa fans blow their wad with this schtick before every single game tells you a lot. Mostly the limits of their creativity.

 

[STPGopherfan]

Pinnacle of Iowa entertainment.

Yes it is definitely a "you do you" thing. Most are decent about it though.

 

[PrtLng Lion]

 

[psuro]

Too funny From a school that had an overt racist as a coach in Chris Doyle - glass houses much?

Penn State fans should also be careful of glass houses. This University has had it's fair share of coaches and administrators who are less than "progressive". Fan base also.