Guys! I made it!
I'm in the press box and everything. I refuse to advertise for a bank, so you're going to just have to trust me that I'm watching a handful of Penn State players warm up right now.
Do you have questions? Do you want to know what I had to eat last night? No? Oh. OK. We can talk about football if you want. Whatever suits you.
OK, let's do this.
Football.
I'm in the press box and everything. I refuse to advertise for a bank, so you're going to just have to trust me that I'm watching a handful of Penn State players warm up right now.
Do you have questions? Do you want to know what I had to eat last night? No? Oh. OK. We can talk about football if you want. Whatever suits you.
OK, let's do this.
Football.
