Mr Fast Twitch: Full lyrics below

[Psubiomed]

"Mr Fast Twitch" from "Appetite for Linguini"

He gets up around 7
Gets on the mat around 9
And he don't worry about nuthin no
Cause he can't read...or write...

The show usually starts around whenever
Whenever he loses his mind
Cause he was born with an
Extra chromosome stuck in his be-hind

He been dancing with
Mr Fast twitch
He's been knocking
He won't leave us alone
No no no
Won't leave it alone

He used to do a splitter
But the splitter wouldn't do
And so he added in double birds
He just keeps trying to get a little better
Said a little bit more absurd

 

[WildTurk]

"Mr Fast Twitch" from "Appetite for Linguini"

He gets up around 7
Gets on the mat around 9
And he don't worry about nuthin no
Cause he can't read...or write...

The show usually starts around whenever
Whenever he loses his mind
Cause he was born with an
Extra chromosome stuck in his be-hind

He been dancing with
Mr Fast twitch
He's been knocking
He won't leave us alone
No no no
Won't leave it alone

He used to do a splitter
But the splitter wouldn't do
And so he added in double birds
He just keeps trying to get a little better
Said a little bit more absurd

Don't quit your day job

 

[Psubiomed]

Don't quit your day job

If you don't like it I KNOW it's a hit 😂.

 

[amattaro]

@Psubiomed and Motley Crue inspired me

Wild man Tom is a second rate coach Way out in Iowa
Teams on the skids can’t compete with Carl
Figured he’d acquire a
Set of Ferraris to fix up the squad
But they’re f’ed in the head
Everyone knows that fast about March
The hawks gonna shit the bed

He’s the one they call Mr Fast Twitch
He’s the one who does the splits all night
He’s the one they call Mr Fast Twitch
He deadlifts six sixty five.

 

[PD4thespawn]

Pure BREADED italian? What is that some kind of hoagie?

 

[johnstownsteel]

"Mr Fast Twitch" from "Appetite for Linguini"

He gets up around 7
Gets on the mat around 9
And he don't worry about nuthin no
Cause he can't read...or write...

The show usually starts around whenever
Whenever he loses his mind
Cause he was born with an
Extra chromosome stuck in his be-hind

He been dancing with
Mr Fast twitch
He's been knocking
He won't leave us alone
No no no
Won't leave it alone

He used to do a splitter
But the splitter wouldn't do
And so he added in double birds
He just keeps trying to get a little better
Said a little bit more absurd

Um...uhh....

I got nothin'...

 

[Psubiomed]

@Psubiomed and Motley Crue inspired me

Wild man Tom is a second rate coach Way out in Iowa
Teams on the skids can’t compete with Carl
Figured he’d acquire a
Set of Ferraris to fix up the squad
But they’re f’ed in the head
Everyone knows that fast about March
The hawks gonna shit the bed

He’s the one they call Mr Fast Twitch
He’s the one who does the splits all night
He’s the one they call Mr Fast Twitch
He deadlifts six sixty five.

Holy hell you just bumped my hit from #1 on the charts to #2!

And the SPLITS keep coming 😂😂😂

 

[Psubiomed]

Pure BREADED italian? What is that some kind of hoagie?

It's the new sub sandwich in all the Iowa City restaurants.... special of the day only $6.65!

 

[PD4thespawn]

It's the new sub sandwich in all the Iowa City restaurants.... special of the day only $6.65!

You'd think it would be more now with all things considered.

 

[Psubiomed]

You'd think it would be more now with all things considered.

It's cheap and stupid, like the wrestler who inspired it.

 

[Sett1997]

It's the new sub sandwich in all the Iowa City restaurants.... special of the day only $6.65!

If I owned a sandwich ship in IC I would definitely put the "Double Bird" on the menu. 🤣🤣
$6.65 only gets you the bird, double bird is extra.

 

[Psubiomed]

If I owned a sandwich ship in IC I would definitely put the "Double Bird" on the menu. 🤣🤣
$6.65 only gets you the bird, double bird is extra v

And you get 2 banana splits for desert!

 

[Jayhouse]

AJ had all these video's ready to post when the Hawkeyes announced him coming back. To me this is the funniest part. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Notice how he runs to Instagram to post? Instagram ppl love AJ, Twitter on the other hand hates AJ. Twitter blast him every time he posts.

 

[Fatmarc]

AJ had all these video's ready to post when the Hawkeyes announced him coming back. To me this is the funniest part. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Notice how he runs to Instagram to post? Instagram ppl love AJ, Twitter on the other hand hates AJ. Twitter blast him every time he posts.

For the record- I'm on insta and not Xitter--- not a fan of AJ at all... I wish it was that easy to explain... He has is own awful little following that I, I just don't understand what is appealing... cheers and good on ya

 

[El-Jefe]

Sammy Hagar played the Ferrari song before Ferrari was born.