SEC - Weekend Auctions of underage sisters to relatives and car dealers.
Moonshine sales tax. Teeth implant tax for meth heads (predominantly in Tn and Ky).
SWC - Wagering on gun fights, rodeos and cow tipping contests. Branding fee for cowgirls.
PAC 10 - highest night take each week gets 100% NIL COLLECTIVE tax from Casinos in Vegas. Roller Derby event taxes. Ticket sales from naked co-ed beach volleyball events.
ACC - 100% Transfer out surcharge for this farm club conference to use to buy back the players that left last year.
B1G - Sales of Bottled Smugness from Mi and Ohio. Fines on all the other passive aggressive programs in the conference for laying down and or existing (also goes to UM and OSU NIL coffers).
Any other interesting NIL loot ideas out there?
Moonshine sales tax. Teeth implant tax for meth heads (predominantly in Tn and Ky).
SWC - Wagering on gun fights, rodeos and cow tipping contests. Branding fee for cowgirls.
PAC 10 - highest night take each week gets 100% NIL COLLECTIVE tax from Casinos in Vegas. Roller Derby event taxes. Ticket sales from naked co-ed beach volleyball events.
ACC - 100% Transfer out surcharge for this farm club conference to use to buy back the players that left last year.
B1G - Sales of Bottled Smugness from Mi and Ohio. Fines on all the other passive aggressive programs in the conference for laying down and or existing (also goes to UM and OSU NIL coffers).
Any other interesting NIL loot ideas out there?
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