Ok, way OT. And bizarre and gross

[The Spin Meister]

A company has been formed to perfect head transplants. Yep😵‍💫

Claim they will perfect it in less than ten years. A video of the process all done by robots. NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!

Of course, reconnecting the spinal cord is the big obstacle.

One strange thing is that the article never mentioned NeuroLink. If NeuroLink becomes successful if could be combined with this.

A bizarre new world is coming…..

World's first head transplant system revealed

Beware if you're squeamish.

metro.co.uk

 

[psu00]

They are not going to perfect how to ‘heal’ a transected spinal cord in 10 years. Good luck to them.

 

[BOSCO2]

Also, Soylent Green is people.

 

[Obliviax]

OK, I am claiming David Njoku's body.

 

[Fac]

I'll take Danny Devito's.

 

[EdwardoCarrachio]

I would say that they are head and shoulders above the competition but with no competition, they appear to just be a head.

 

[Lion84]

Sounds like the movie Get Out.

 

[psu_andy]

I'll take Danny Devito's.

Sooo...Danny Devito's head on Emily Ratajkowski's body - conundrum?

 

[Big 0]

What about reconnecting all the severed cranial nerves that extend below the skull such as the vagus nerve?

 

[Hugh Laurie]

The ghost of Dr. Mengele lives.

 

[dailybuck777]

Personally, I believe that as knowledge expands exponentially, we will be find a way to transfer consciousness from a brain to whatever follows computers. And also from whatever follows computers back to a brain.

 

[The Spin Meister]

Sooo...Danny Devito's head on Emily Ratajkowski's body - conundrum?

Soooo ….. if your head was on her body would you be pissed you don’t have the equipment to service the body? Or spend so much time playing with that body that you don’t care?

Worse, imagine that scenario but being paralyzed with no feeling….. how maddening would that be?

 

[BOSCO2]

Sooo...Danny Devito's head on Emily Ratajkowski's body - conundrum?

Gotta think a BJ is out of the question.

 

[SheldonJoe2215]

Gotta think a BJ is out of the question.

 

[harbest]

A company has been formed to perfect head transplants. Yep😵‍💫

Claim they will perfect it in less than ten years. A video of the process all done by robots. NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!

Of course, reconnecting the spinal cord is the big obstacle.

One strange thing is that the article never mentioned NeuroLink. If NeuroLink becomes successful if could be combined with this.

A bizarre new world is coming…..

World's first head transplant system revealed

Beware if you're squeamish.

metro.co.uk

Some people could lose their mind over this. A couple await the birth of their first child. When it happens, only a head comes out. They are heartbroken, but take it upon themselves to raise it. Fast forward to 21 years later and the father decides to take his son out for a drink. He goes into a bar and orders 2 beers. As he helps him down the first beer, he grows a body. Shocked and elated, he orders a second beer for his son. As he helps him down the second drink, a pair of a pair of arms and legs sprouts out. Overjoyed, he orders a third round for him and his son. The son downs the third drink and drops dead! Without missing a beat, the bartender looks at the man and says”He should have quit while he was a head”.

 

[The Spin Meister]

Some people could lose their mind over this. A couple await the birth of their first child. When it happens, only a head comes out. They are heartbroken, but take it upon themselves to raise it. Fast forward to 21 years later and the father decides to take his son out for a drink. He goes into a bar and orders 2 beers. As he helps him down the first beer, he grows a body. Shocked and elated, he orders a second beer for his son. As he helps him down the second drink, a pair of a pair of arms and legs sprouts out. Overjoyed, he orders a third round for him and his son. The son downs the third drink and drops dead! Without missing a beat, the bartender looks at the man and says”He should have quit while he was a head”.

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