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OT: Gay Fish

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I was thinking about this the other night while watching my fish tank at home. So what do you guys think...are there gay fish?
 
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And, I don't care. As long as there aren't (ahem) religious fish, I think the world will be just fine.
Here ya go McDaddy...a little fish religion :oops:
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Mark 1:17: "Come after Me, and I will make you become fishers of men."

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Matthew 12:40: "...Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth."

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Matthew 14:17: "And they said to Him, 'We have here only five loaves and two fish.'"

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Luke 5:6: "And when they had done this, they caught a great number of fish, and their net was breaking."

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Luke 24:42: "So they gave Him a piece of a broiled fish and some honeycomb."

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John 21:6: "And He said to them, 'Cast the net on the right side of the boat, and you will find some.' So they cast, and now they were not able to draw it in because of the multitude of fish."

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1 Corinthians 15:39: "All flesh is not the same flesh, but there is one kind of flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fish, and another of birds."
 
Are there any fish that like fishsticks? And do they like fishsticks in their mouth?

If both answers are Yes, then there are gay fish.
 
Here ya go McDaddy...a little fish religion :oops:
th

Mark 1:17: "Come after Me, and I will make you become fishers of men."

topbul1d.gif
Matthew 12:40: "...Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the great fish, so will the Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth."

topbul1d.gif
Matthew 14:17: "And they said to Him, 'We have here only five loaves and two fish.'"

topbul1d.gif
Luke 5:6: "And when they had done this, they caught a great number of fish, and their net was breaking."

topbul1d.gif
Luke 24:42: "So they gave Him a piece of a broiled fish and some honeycomb."

topbul1d.gif
John 21:6: "And He said to them, 'Cast the net on the right side of the boat, and you will find some.' So they cast, and now they were not able to draw it in because of the multitude of fish."

topbul1d.gif
1 Corinthians 15:39: "All flesh is not the same flesh, but there is one kind of flesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fish, and another of birds."

Right back at ya. The illusion of being in control:

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I do not know, but the blowfish may merit closer inspection, if you really care to do your own research.

I seem to recall that you have a science background (perhaps physics), so I was hoping you might address the OP's question (and if he did any research, he'd know that the answer is yes). Instead, you brought a degree of sophistication (well, perhaps I'm being kind) to the humor in the thread. LOL
 
I seem to recall that you have a science background (perhaps physics), so I was hoping you might address the OP's question (and if he did any research, he'd know that the answer is yes). Instead, you brought a degree of sophistication (well, perhaps I'm being kind) to the humor in the thread. LOL
Damn, this is for hotties, I need a cold shower:rolleyes:
I think the OP is on to something. I'll never look at another flounder in the same light as before.

Remember, the next time you shower with fish....wear swim trunks.

Homosexual Behavior Among Fish Increases Attractiveness to Females
December 16, 2012

Biology

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Credit: David Bierbach/University of Frankfurt

In many species, females are attracted to large, conspicuous males. But among animals that mate with many partners, males that manage to mate with more than one female can increases their chances of attracting others, even if they aren’t as conspicuous.

The scientists published their findings in the journal Biology Letters. In some species of fish, smaller, less flashy males can win over females by flirting with larger males. Researchers worked with the tropical freshwater fish Poecilia mexicana. Females were shown video footage of small, drab-colored males nipping the genital openings of larger, brightly colored males, an action which precedes mating in opposite-sex fish pairs.

After witnessing this behavior, the female fish indicated their newly awakened interest by spending more time swimming near the images of the less impressive males. The finding suggests that homosexual behavior can enhance a male’s ability to pass on his genes by attracting females that wouldn’t be interested in him otherwise.

Mollies aren’t the only fish that exhibit homosexual behavior. There are documented cases of at least 15 different species doing the same. Whether all of these species do so in an effort to attract more females hasn’t yet been determined.
 
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Just for the record, when I saw this thread, I thought coolestfish had finally come out of the closet. With blazing speed of course.
You are not the only one. I mean, he did work for Crocs did he not? That implies he also wore them. So by the transitive property ...
 
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I seem to recall that you have a science background (perhaps physics), so I was hoping you might address the OP's question (and if he did any research, he'd know that the answer is yes). Instead, you brought a degree of sophistication (well, perhaps I'm being kind) to the humor in the thread. LOL

Tom,

My area is physics, and I have only a layman's knowledge of fish biology. As for the presumed sophistication (and thanks for the kindness) and humor of my posts , that is left to the judgment of the reader.
 
Damn, this is for hotties, I need a cold shower:rolleyes:
I think the OP is on to something. I'll never look at another flounder in the same light as before.

Remember, the next time you shower with fish....wear swim trunks.

Homosexual Behavior Among Fish Increases Attractiveness to Females
December 16, 2012

Biology

homosexual-fish-mollies.jpg

Credit: David Bierbach/University of Frankfurt

In many species, females are attracted to large, conspicuous males. But among animals that mate with many partners, males that manage to mate with more than one female can increases their chances of attracting others, even if they aren’t as conspicuous.

The scientists published their findings in the journal Biology Letters. In some species of fish, smaller, less flashy males can win over females by flirting with larger males. Researchers worked with the tropical freshwater fish Poecilia mexicana. Females were shown video footage of small, drab-colored males nipping the genital openings of larger, brightly colored males, an action which precedes mating in opposite-sex fish pairs.

After witnessing this behavior, the female fish indicated their newly awakened interest by spending more time swimming near the images of the less impressive males. The finding suggests that homosexual behavior can enhance a male’s ability to pass on his genes by attracting females that wouldn’t be interested in him otherwise.

Mollies aren’t the only fish that exhibit homosexual behavior. There are documented cases of at least 15 different species doing the same. Whether all of these species do so in an effort to attract more females hasn’t yet been determined.
Hmmmmm... maybe that explains why so many women are attracted to gay men. Or marry them. LOL
 
never any questions about tcf, except when he was hanging out with his buddy Fabian. ;)
I think "Fish" and "Fabian" are still "friends". Both are cRock-lovers, but I think they both like omitting the "R". Rumor has it they're both purchasing copious quantities of Bud Light in hopes of scoring another free "cruise".:)

Here's a photo of "the coolestfish"celebrating his 6.7 second 40. The iPad andiPhone probably did slow him down a bit, but a good time nonetheless.
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