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OT: Tonight will be the darkest night in 500 years...

interesting, but that article is dated 12/20/2010
gizmodo

Not to worry, the date is fixed.......
Tonight will be the darkest night of the past 500 years

Annalee Newitz

12/20/2016 4:48pm
Filed to: space porn

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Thanks to a lunar eclipse on the longest night of the year, tonight we'll be experiencing the longest, darkest night in a very long time. It's been nearly 500 years since the last solstice lunar eclipse. Here's what you'll see.

Eclipse photo by Chris Hondros/Getty.

NYU science journalism professor John Rennie explains what you're likely to see in the wee hours of the morning:

1. Faint penumbral dimming of the moon's disk.
2. Pervasive creeping sensations of unease.
3. Howling of wolves.
4. Unclean things walk the earth; Dick Cheney rises from the grave.
5. Contortion of the zodiac.
6. Intrusion of strange dimensions.
7. Universal gibbering madness.
8. Cthulhu.
9. A glimmer of sanity in the chaos.
10. Restoration of Euclidean geometry.
11. Fungal Mi-go from Yuggoth return captive brains to their rightful owners.
12. Applause, followed by waffles for breakfast.
 
Given the ever increasing amount of man made light, I very much doubt it is the darkest night.
 
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