POLL: Who's the Hottest? Shuckin' on the farm edition....

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

This is a fairly niche category so may be some overlap with 'farm' girls and 'cowboy' girls. Deal with it. Three votes. Beat Iowa.

1. Short Shorts

2. Cocked & Loaded

3. Mellow Yellow

4. Real Deal

5. Worth the Risk

6. Green Deutz-Fahr

7. Puts the 'ass' in Sassy

8. Ready to Plow

9. Fence Holder

10. Ranch (Two) Hands

 

[AWS1022]

Cocked & Loaded for the win (by far)
Sassy to place
Ready to Plow to show

 

[dtm149]

Cocked & Loaded for the win (by far)
Sassy to place
Ready to Plow to show

Good order. Similar ranking for me...but I put Fence Holder in the show spot. Something caught the eye.

 

[AWS1022]

Good order. Similar ranking for me...but I put Fence Holder in the show spot. Something caught the eye.

They all catch the eye...I would have about the same shot with #10 as I would with #1 and that’s zero shot....so they all could be in my top three.

 

[Grass]

I'll take Sassy. Thanks.

 

[psuro]

Sassy to win
Cocked and Loaded to show
Ready to Plow to place

 

[BobPSU92]

That’s it. I’m not getting any work done for the next ten minutes. Damn it.

 

[Thomas1945]

Farm living that’s the life for me. They can all live in my bunkhouse.

 

[psuro]

These two ladies are for Fair - popular during his youth.

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

These two ladies are for Fair - popular during his youth.

I think you can see some toe!

 

[wbcincy]

1- Ass in sassy
2- Fence holder
3- Ready to plow

I went about this with a fair amount of elimination to begin. Short shorts is your traditional butter face. Cocked and loaded is the most photoshopped pic I’ve seen in a while, a lot of editing there. And I was concerned about Real Deal’s age.

That said, ended up with a very solid top 3 nonetheless.

 

[eidolon21]

Hmmm Sassy is the One! goin' down the road on my tractor singin' that Green Acres song

 

[Lion78]

1- Ass in sassy
2- Fence holder
3- Ready to plow

 

[fairgambit]

These two ladies are for Fair - popular during his youth.

Well, the one on the left is kinda hot.

 

[doofis]

Met my country girl on FarmersOnly (2016).
Married 2017.

"You don't have to be lonely..."

Picture Green Acres, dirt road and all.

 

[psuro]

Let us know which one the Russian Bots, that have apparently infiltrated this board, have selected.

 

[Tom McAndrew]

Time to work on the back 40, and the front 40, and the ...

Nice poll, @Midnighter

I'll go with:

Puts the 'ass' in Sassy for the win,
Fence Holder to place, and,
Ready to Plow to show

 

[PSU Dave]

Cocked & Loaded for the win (by far)
Sassy to place
Ready to Plow to show

No Bouncing Betty?

 

[anon_xdc8rmuek44eq]

Let us know which one the Russian Bots, that have apparently infiltrated this board, have selected.

In Soviet Russia, poll chooses you!

 

[PSU Dave]

Question for Ready to Plow. Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

 

[The Spin Meister]

Disappointing. Most of these are wanna-be farmer girls that never shoveled manure, baled hay (or straw), or drilled corn. Hrrrmmmppp!

 

[Woodpecker]

That’s it. I’m not getting any work done for the next ten minutes. Damn it.

Takes you 9 minutes to clean up?

 

[RU31trap]

After reading the program I boxed the 1 and 7.

 

[Fac]

3 Thumbs up from me

Time to work on the back 40, and the front 40, and the ...

Nice poll, @Midnighter

I'll go with:

Puts the 'ass' in Sassy for the win,
Fence Holder to place, and,
Ready to Plow to show

Tom if you are working on the front 40 then you're pick should be #10 for obvious reasons

 

[Woodpecker]

3 Thumbs up from me

Tom if you are working on the front 40 then you're pick should be #10 for obvious reasons

That would just be one of them

 

[BobPSU92]

Takes you 9 minutes to clean up?

I’m at work. Factor in time walking to the men’s room and back to my office.

 

[rudedude]

 

[PearlSUJam]

Pedersen is in the process of typing a letter to Ranch Hands as I post.

 

[OhioLion]

I’m a simple kinda man....
Fence Holder
Short Shorts
Ready to Plow

OL

 

[Tom McAndrew]

Tom if you are working on the front 40 then you're pick should be #10 for obvious reasons

Oh, she certainly got my attention. Alas, I've been clear over the years that I can in special circumstances overlook small tattoos, but situations like her left arm would be a total turnoff for me.

 

[BobPSU92]

Oh, she certainly got my attention. Alas, I've been clear over the years that I can in special circumstances overlook small tattoos, but situations like her left arm would be a total turnoff for me.

Maybe she’s a righty.

 

[Fac]

Oh, she certainly got my attention. Alas, I've been clear over the years that I can in special circumstances overlook small tattoos, but situations like her left arm would be a total turnoff for me.

I agree with your statement about tats but I had to go back and look again as I didn't notice the tat the first time through. Wonder why? Now if we could only see some toe cleavage.

 

[AWS1022]

I agree with your statement about tats but I had to go back and look again as I didn't notice the tat the first time through. Wonder why? Now if we could only see some toe cleavage.

Tats, hell I didn’t realize she had arms.

 

[Fac]

Maybe she’s a righty.

What's that supposed to mean as I'm laughing at the comment?

 

[rudedude]

 

[rudedude]

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Well, 3 & 7 eliminated themselves by wearing high heels and 10 is out because of her front bumpers and her left arm.

So it’s 1 (Short Shorts) & 4 (Real Deal) in a photo finish and 9 (Fence Holder) a wooden sliver behind.

 

[LafayetteBear]

Ready to Plow FTW
Fence Holder to Place
Cocked n Loaded and Ass in Sassy in a dead heat to Show (They might have placed higher, but the photo does not reveal the quality of their "all around game.")

 

[CF LION]

Lots'a curves
you bet,
even more when you get
to the junction...........

 

[TangSoo]

2,5,9. All about the hip to waist ratio.

That's a strong list.