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Post here if you were offered the Tennessee job.

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This guy already got the job!
 
I was about to accept when I heard banjo music coming form the reception area of the AD's office and I immediately left and headed out of town!
 
I was. The OUTRAGE. :eek: in the fan base is a huge draw for me, but I couldn’t get past the lack of tongs at the training table. No lattes there either. Deal breakers.
Don't let Bob throw up a smoke screen. I have it on good authority that Tenn has hired an associate AD for Tongs and lattes. Negotiations are moving past this minor problem. Expect an announcement soon, including not only a lifetime Free Latte card from Starbucks, but also oversight authority over all the breakfast buffets throughout the Knoxville area.
 
When we were agreeing to terms, I smiled and they noticed that I have all my teeth. They said I wasn't "Tennessee Material".
 
I am a PSU graduate and was not mentioned on the “Freeh Report(?)” nor one of the over 400 interviewed. [See UT’s President’s statement on Schiano.]
 
...and your reason for turning them down...

For me, it was a no brainer, I am not related to any of my wives...
Unfortunately I can't confirm that I've been offered the job. It would violate my non-disclosure agreement. But it doesn't matter because I'm holding out for a managerial position at Panera.
 
I was offered the job, and tried to engage the Vol Nation on social media. I shockingly discovered they are very good at quoting people out of context, rumor mongering, not understanding complete sentences, slandering people based on false rumors, denying they said something the moment after they said it, claiming to be Christian while ignoring the teachings of the New Testament . . .

normally, this would sway me to take the job. but painting over rocks . . .that's where I draw the line . . .
 
Passed on it, holding out for the pitt job. I prefer a much quieter work enviroment, and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less fans to tell me how to do my job. A cozy setting to help with my insomnia, in case I need a nap and decide to let Gunsie take over duties for a quarter or two or if I decide to take in some of the local atmosphere on a saturday. Oh and free beverages if I can make it to the end of the game.
 
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