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Predict the score for Penn State at BIRTHPLACE. [insert the face here]

Rutgers wins 38-24.

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Most likely 55-10

Holiday gift 78-0
Ash is respectfully asked to leave or Hobbs takes him fishing in the lake.
 
Most likely 55-10

Holiday gift 78-0
Ash is respectfully asked to leave or Hobbs takes him fishing in the lake.

Hobbs? Stupid motherfvcker would shoot himself in the foot and drown, even if the lake were only three feet deep.
 
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PSU wins in double overtime. Half of the board population spends the next several weeks insisting Rutgers has developed into a top 25 team, while the other half will demand that all assistant coaches be fired, "non preforming" upper class men be "processed" and James Franklin be retained only as a recruiting coordinator, banned from stadiums on game day. A search committee will be convened immediately, composed primarily of experts chosen from the McAndrew Board. Candidates must possess a demonstrated ability to consistently defeat Michigan, Michigan State and Ohio State. Merely possessing the skills of walking on water, making wine from water, dividing loaves and fishes or raising the dead, will not be considered for employment. Successful candidates will understand that 9 or 10 win seasons are unacceptable and will result in termination. The new head coach will agree to read, recognize and adapt personnel and scheming decisions based on suggestions and criticism contained herein. Compensation will be based solely on performance. Above all, employment of an off spring on staff is strictly prohibited. All candidates for assistant coaching positions shall be approved by majority vote of the board membership.
 
PSU wins in double overtime. Half of the board population spends the next several weeks insisting Rutgers has developed into a top 25 team, while the other half will demand that all assistant coaches be fired, "non preforming" upper class men be "processed" and James Franklin be retained only as a recruiting coordinator, banned from stadiums on game day. A search committee will be convened immediately, composed primarily of experts chosen from the McAndrew Board. Candidates must possess a demonstrated ability to consistently defeat Michigan, Michigan State and Ohio State. Merely possessing the skills of walking on water, making wine from water, dividing loaves and fishes or raising the dead, will not be considered for employment. Successful candidates will understand that 9 or 10 win seasons are unacceptable and will result in termination. The new head coach will agree to read, recognize and adapt personnel and scheming decisions based on suggestions and criticism contained herein. Compensation will be based solely on performance. Above all, employment of an off spring on staff is strictly prohibited. All candidates for assistant coaching positions shall be approved by majority vote of the board membership.

That all sounds perfectly reasonable.
 
PSU wins in double overtime. Half of the board population spends the next several weeks insisting Rutgers has developed into a top 25 team, while the other half will demand that all assistant coaches be fired, "non preforming" upper class men be "processed" and James Franklin be retained only as a recruiting coordinator, banned from stadiums on game day. A search committee will be convened immediately, composed primarily of experts chosen from the McAndrew Board. Candidates must possess a demonstrated ability to consistently defeat Michigan, Michigan State and Ohio State. Merely possessing the skills of walking on water, making wine from water, dividing loaves and fishes or raising the dead, will not be considered for employment. Successful candidates will understand that 9 or 10 win seasons are unacceptable and will result in termination. The new head coach will agree to read, recognize and adapt personnel and scheming decisions based on suggestions and criticism contained herein. Compensation will be based solely on performance. Above all, employment of an off spring on staff is strictly prohibited. All candidates for assistant coaching positions shall be approved by majority vote of the board membership.
The only thing you failed to insert: “ Term of employment shall be limited to game to game basis with a play to play option highly desired “.
 
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Penn State: 35
THE State High School of New Jersey: 2

Da Bears: 396. They quit after the first quarter.
 
I'm in Blacksburg today for the VT-Miami game with a group from NJ, including a couple of Rutgres grads whose sons go to VT. Getting ready to head to the stadium to set up our tailgate. Was told to leave all PSU gear at home so I'm in grey today.

At dinner last night the Rutgres grads were busting on their alm mater...all pretty happy that their kids are here and not on the Banks of the Passaic.

I will say Main Street in Blacksburg is kind of cool. Some nice places here. Haven't seen that much of town but downtown Blacksburg feels smaller than State College.
 
I'm in Blacksburg today for the VT-Miami game with a group from NJ, including a couple of Rutgres grads whose sons go to VT. Getting ready to head to the stadium to set up our tailgate. Was told to leave all PSU gear at home so I'm in grey today.

At dinner last night the Rutgres grads were busting on their alm mater...all pretty happy that their kids are here and not on the Banks of the Passaic.

I will say Main Street in Blacksburg is kind of cool. Some nice places here. Haven't seen that much of town but downtown Blacksburg feels smaller than State College.

So Penn Staters shouldn't wear the Blue and White in blacksburg?

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I'm in Blacksburg today for the VT-Miami game with a group from NJ, including a couple of Rutgres grads whose sons go to VT. Getting ready to head to the stadium to set up our tailgate. Was told to leave all PSU gear at home so I'm in grey today.

At dinner last night the Rutgres grads were busting on their alm mater...all pretty happy that their kids are here and not on the Banks of the Passaic.

I will say Main Street in Blacksburg is kind of cool. Some nice places here. Haven't seen that much of town but downtown Blacksburg feels smaller than State College.

Told by who? Doesn’t sound like someone you should be associating with.
 
Told by who? Doesn’t sound like someone you should be associating with.

The Rutgres grads - all in good fun. They're a good group. They've already conceded so if the inconceivable happens today I'm in for a lot of crap from them.
 
The Rutgres grads - all in good fun. They're a good group. They've already conceded so if the inconceivable happens today I'm in for a lot of crap from them.

So Rutgers fans told you to not wear blue and white to a Virginia tech game? They’re a sensitive bunch.
 
According to the 50:50:50 Theorem, since the score was 42-7 for both teams against a common opponent, a final score of 42-7 is 100% certain, with the probability of a win by either team 50%.
 
I just watched the movie Deep Impact ( :eek: ). If rutgres somehow wins today, run for high ground. :eek:

E.L.E. :eek:
 
PSU wins in double overtime. Half of the board population spends the next several weeks insisting Rutgers has developed into a top 25 team, while the other half will demand that all assistant coaches be fired, "non preforming" upper class men be "processed" and James Franklin be retained only as a recruiting coordinator, banned from stadiums on game day. A search committee will be convened immediately, composed primarily of experts chosen from the McAndrew Board. Candidates must possess a demonstrated ability to consistently defeat Michigan, Michigan State and Ohio State. Merely possessing the skills of walking on water, making wine from water, dividing loaves and fishes or raising the dead, will not be considered for employment. Successful candidates will understand that 9 or 10 win seasons are unacceptable and will result in termination. The new head coach will agree to read, recognize and adapt personnel and scheming decisions based on suggestions and criticism contained herein. Compensation will be based solely on performance. Above all, employment of an off spring on staff is strictly prohibited. All candidates for assistant coaching positions shall be approved by majority vote of the board membership.

Cool! I’m in baby!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
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