Putin thanks Russian women for 'staying beautiful'

[The Spin Meister]

He was speaking to a group of female police officers;

“What does a young woman need to maintain her figure? Three things: a workout machine, a masseuse and a suitor,” Putin told the police officers.

Putin also told the female police staff that when they patrol the city woodland parks, the number of accidents drops “because those who wish to commit suicide look at you and want to live again,” reported The Moscow Times.

So what better excuse to post your favorite pics of beautiful Russian women?

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[NC2017]

RUSSIA!!

 

[Nitt1300]

Putin- ruler of the known universe

 

[rudedude]

Eventually they become this!

 

[The Spin Meister]

Eventually they become this!

Then soon as yours hits 50, trade her in for two 25 yr olds!

 

[BobPSU92]

Eventually they become this!

Be right back.

 

[LionJim]

Be right back.

GET. SOME. GLASSES. BOBPSU92.

 

[BobPSU92]

GET. SOME. GLASSES. BOBPSU92.

It causes blindness.

 

[Obliviax]

Collusion!

 

[rudedude]

Be right back.

You definitely need tongs here!

 

[rudedude]

Is she a surgeon or a sturgeon?

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

It causes blindness.

I can absolutely positively assure you it does not cause blindness

 

[BobPSU92]

I can absolutely positively assure you it does not cause blindness

 

[Nitt1300]

Eventually they become this!

the pee tape girls?

 

[ILLINOISLION]

I can absolutely positively assure you it does not cause blindness

You must be doing it wrong then!

 

[ILLINOISLION]

Eventually they become this!

FLAG - UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS!

 

[Obliviax]

You must be doing it wrong then!

 

[ericstratton-rushchairman]

You must be doing it wrong then!

I like to sit on my hand for 20 minutes until it goes numb first before proceeding... That way it feel like someone else is doing it

 

[Nitwit]

я бы разрушил эту цыпочку

 

[bkmtnittany1]

I like to sit on my hand for 20 minutes until it goes numb first before proceeding... That way it feel like someone else is doing it

 

[NittPicker]

я бы разрушил эту цыпочку

Is that Russian for #metoo???

 

[The Spin Meister]

Wow, this thread certainly didn't go the direction I expected it to!

 

[Art]

Is that Russian for #metoo???

Nope. He's trying to say "I'd wreck that chick." Doesn't quite translate and it's not clear which of the women in rudedude's post he means.

 

[psuro]

In Russia when we say “Your mother wears Army boots-it’s because she does!”

 

[bdgan]

He was speaking to a group of female police officers;

“What does a young woman need to maintain her figure? Three things: a workout machine, a masseuse and a suitor,” Putin told the police officers.

Putin also told the female police staff that when they patrol the city woodland parks, the number of accidents drops “because those who wish to commit suicide look at you and want to live again,” reported The Moscow Times.

So what better excuse to post your favorite pics of beautiful Russian women?

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I wish that first one would defect to the U.S.

 

[Ranger Dan]

I can absolutely positively assure you it does not cause blindness

Maybe carpal tunnel or tennis elbow, but not blindness...

 

[psu1969a]

Spasiba!

 

[psuro]

Spasiba!

Sputnik!

 

[ncgolfer]

I’ve been to Russia 3 times. Twice to Moscow and once to St Petersburg. They’re are many, many really good looking women there. More so than you would see in a large American city. At least the ones I’ve been too. Young women over there don’t have anywhere near the obesity rates you see in the US. And neither do their older women.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

I wish that first one would defect to the U.S.

Well, there’s certainly nothing “defective” about her!

 

[BudatPSU]

Maybe carpal tunnel or tennis elbow, but not blindness...

It was ... soap.

 

[91Joe95]

Then soon as yours hits 50, trade her in for two 25 yr olds!

They are 25.

 

[81b&w]

I met a girl that just came over from Russia and I married her. I ended up liking her so much I bought her sister too

 

[BobPSU92]

I met a girl that just came over from Russia and I married her. I ended up liking her so much I bought her sister too

FLAG.

 

[drblue1977]

Eventually they become this!

And these

 

[drblue1977]

Mr. Puten, what happens to Russian girls between the ages of 21 and 21? See above.

 

[RU31trap]

Eventually they become this!

Those two killed and ate their husbands.

 

[Media Fan]

I’ve been to Russia 3 times. Twice to Moscow and once to St Petersburg. They’re are many, many really good looking women there. More so than you would see in a large American city. At least the ones I’ve been too. Young women over there don’t have anywhere near the obesity rates you see in the US. And neither do their older women.

Am I correct in saying that us women are fatter than us men?