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Since I am filled with the Festivus spirit, the players & coaches you hate

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Since I am filled with the Festivus spirit and beyond the point of grievances, your all-time list of players and coaches you dislike:

In no order of hate:
Dan Marino
Tom Brady
David Duval
Vontaze Burfict
Marc Dantonio
Pat Narduzzi
Desmond Howard
Kirk Herbstreit
George Atkinson
Jack Tatum
Dave Joyner
 
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Since I am filled with the Festivus spirit and beyond the point of grievances, your all-time list of players and coaches you dislike:

In no order of hate:
Dan Marino
Tom Brady
David Duval
Vontaze Burfict
Marc Dantonio
Pat Narduzzi
Desmond Howard
Kirk Herbstreit
George Atkinson
Jack Tatum
Dave Joyner
None.
 
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Since I am filled with the Festivus spirit and beyond the point of grievances, your all-time list of players and coaches you dislike:

In no order of hate:
Dan Marino
Tom Brady
David Duval
Vontaze Burfict
Marc Dantonio
Paul Narduzzi
Desmond Howard
Kirk Herbstreit
George Atkinson
Jack Tatum
Dave Joyner


You missed many human turds.

Tony Doorsitt....biggest idiot of them all, at the academic level of a 1st. term soph after 4 years. Currently a homeless bum and alcoholic. His kid set him up with "Doorsitt Sauce", and he flubbed that up too.

Hue Green, belonged in a cave, not a college.

The lineman, whose name escapes me, who beat up a 120 pound Pgh lady cop. It was the end of the media covering up for Pitt.

Cas Boneheadasorte and his sales on the sidewalk outside of Pitt games of Penn State hate material.

Barry Switzer

Johnnie Majors

Jackie Sherrill

Mike Gottfired

Paul Whackit

Tom Flynn, ugliest white man alive

Sod Sunseri, fish skinner supreme at Wholey's and American Macaroni

Tom Ricketts, homeless bum

The failed actor from Jokelahoma, Brian Bozoworthless

Vinnie Testevaerde who needed psychiatric help after the Penn State win

  1. The guy from tOSU who couldn't spell his own name, or tack a rubber box on a gas station restroom wall..sells insurance today. Big Kat Katzenmoyer.

I missed many others.
 
Jim Boeheim
John Calliparri
Lane Kiffin
Bobby Petrino
Barry Switzer
Bobby Bowden
Urban Meyer
Jim Harbaugh
Rex Ryan
 
Grievance... this is two days early.

But in the spirit of the day, you can add in that other pittiot who jumped up and down on a car trying to incite people to riot. What was his name?
 
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It's Christmas and I am only into love and brotherhood. :)

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Jim Harbaugh, Coach Kelly, Coach Weis, Coach Holtz, Desmond Mushmouth, Everyone who voted against us in '94 Polls, Mike Gottfried( another vote for his announcing or lack of announcing skills), Tom Brady, Belicheat, Bret Bielenema,
 
You missed James "Helmet Hit" Harrison and Ray "Knife Murderer" Lewis
 
Al Atkinson
Conrad Dobler
Jack Tatum
Hollywood Henderson
Fred Williamson

Perhaps the guy I hated most was Ray Lewis (although I am warming up on him).
 
You missed many human turds.

Tony Doorsitt....biggest idiot of them all, at the academic level of a 1st. term soph after 4 years. Currently a homeless bum and alcoholic. His kid set him up with "Doorsitt Sauce", and he flubbed that up too.

Hue Green, belonged in a cave, not a college.

The lineman, whose name escapes me, who beat up a 120 pound Pgh lady cop. It was the end of the media covering up for Pitt.

Cas Boneheadasorte and his sales on the sidewalk outside of Pitt games of Penn State hate material.

Barry Switzer

Johnnie Majors

Jackie Sherrill

Mike Gottfired

Paul Whackit

Tom Flynn, ugliest white man alive

Sod Sunseri, fish skinner supreme at Wholey's and American Macaroni

Tom Ricketts, homeless bum

The failed actor from Jokelahoma, Brian Bozoworthless

Vinnie Testevaerde who needed psychiatric help after the Penn State win

  1. The guy from tOSU who couldn't spell his own name, or tack a rubber box on a gas station restroom wall..sells insurance today. Big Kat Katzenmoyer.

I missed many others.

Turds! pnnylion! (marshall30, jansmuts, kingfarouk13, etc.)
 
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Since I am filled with the Festivus spirit and beyond the point of grievances, your all-time list of players and coaches you dislike:

In no order of hate:
Dan Marino
Tom Brady
David Duval
Vontaze Burfict
Marc Dantonio
Pat Narduzzi
Desmond Howard
Kirk Herbstreit
George Atkinson
Jack Tatum
Dave Joyner
Well if you are truly filled with the Festivus spirit, perhaps you should consider love one another.
 
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This is a stupid thread. It is a PSU variation of some of the anti JVP threads on other boards.
Certainly mean spirited for Christmas Season.
 
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Festivus ?
In the immortal words of Frank Costanza, " As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be a better way ".
 
Don Shula - sanctimonious and overrated

Belichick/Brady/Kraft - rules be damned!! Sad thing is they are probably good enough to win without skirting the rules, but we'll never really know for sure.

Jimmy Johnson - though don't mind him as a commentator.

Jimmy & John Harbaugh - 2 of the douchiest, classless whiners EVER in the game. And they're just weird.

Nardouchee is moving up my list...not quite to many past pitters (Marino, Sherril, etc.), but he's well on his way.

Cardale Jones - just because if the whole "we don't play school" crap.

Oh, I could go on...
 
Jerry Sandusky
Mark Emmert
Jim Boeheim
Dumbsmond Howard
Nardoucchi
Nick Saban
Jerry Jones
Kirk Herbstreit
Mark Dantonio
Dave Joyner
Deandre Levy
 
You missed many human turds.

Tony Doorsitt....biggest idiot of them all, at the academic level of a 1st. term soph after 4 years. Currently a homeless bum and alcoholic. His kid set him up with "Doorsitt Sauce", and he flubbed that up too.

Hue Green, belonged in a cave, not a college.

The lineman, whose name escapes me, who beat up a 120 pound Pgh lady cop. It was the end of the media covering up for Pitt.

Cas Boneheadasorte and his sales on the sidewalk outside of Pitt games of Penn State hate material.

Barry Switzer

Johnnie Majors

Jackie Sherrill

Mike Gottfired

Paul Whackit

Tom Flynn, ugliest white man alive

Sod Sunseri, fish skinner supreme at Wholey's and American Macaroni

Tom Ricketts, homeless bum

The failed actor from Jokelahoma, Brian Bozoworthless

Vinnie Testevaerde who needed psychiatric help after the Penn State win

  1. The guy from tOSU who couldn't spell his own name, or tack a rubber box on a gas station restroom wall..sells insurance today. Big Kat Katzenmoyer.

I missed many others.
Welcome NEW MEMBER "moofafoo". You seem to have very strong feelings about Pitt (and certain members of their message board community) as another new member (kingfarouk13). Perhaps the two of you can hook up?
 
Jerry Sandusky
Mark Emmert
Jim Boeheim
Dumbsmond Howard
Nardoucchi
Nick Saban
Jerry Jones
Kirk Herbstreit
Mark Dantonio
Dave Joyner
Deandre Levy
If you add Barry Switzer, Jackie Sherill and Jimmy Johnson this is the perfect list.
 
As the King of Negative, I can't pass up the opportunity.

A Bottom-10 of lowlifes, scumballs, and dirtbags, in no particular order:

Mark Dantonio
Randy Edsall
Kyle Flood
Scott Boras
mbe34
Jim Boeheim
Brett Bielma
Pat Narduzzi
Joe Maddon
Mark Emmert

And a special award, the only player I ever rooted for to get a career ending injury (and I hope to never have to reprise it). Dirtiest douchebag as a college player, drafted into the NFL, got hurt, and ran out of the league for multiple failed drug tests. Last seen collecting shopping carts in a KMart parking lot near you.

Erasmus James
 
Al is one of our guys from Villanova. Super Bowl Champion with the Jets.

By the way, the only Villanova guys I can recall who played in a Super Bowl, I have 4. Howie Long, Mike Siani, Al Atkinson and Brian Westbrook. Can you think of anybody else?
I know about Al, but why does obliviax hate him? I think it was obliviax. Billy Joe played for the Bills when they won the AFL championship but before the Supers. Mike Siani you mentioned. John Babinecz with the Cowboys in the early 70s but no SB.

Siani and Babinecz were in my class.
 
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We shall just have to agree to disagree then.
Just think about this, out of 36 years as a Head Coach he only had 2 losing seasons. 2!! That is amazing. Ignore the 347 wins, 6 super Bowls, that in itself is something that may never be repeated.

Saying he is OVERRATED IS RIDICOULUS
 
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