That means, his soon-to-be ex-wife will be on the market with about $80,000,000,000. Does that make her a ten? (I guess we now know why he wanted to get out of Seattle and have a second HQ).
So Jeff Bezos is getting divorced
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She must have decided the money wasn't worth being married to a garden gnome.
That means, his soon-to-be ex-wife will be on the market with about $80,000,000,000. Does that make her a ten? (I guess we now know why he wanted to get out of Seattle and have a second HQ).
I mean as a straight man Bezos is already a 7 in my book... so that makes her a 12.
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Probably comes as no surprise, but he’s a wierd dude. Without spilling company secrets, my colleague spent a fair amount of time dealing with his minions and then accompanying him with others on a business tour of sorts.
Put it this way - he left the real world about 141 billion dollars ago
Put it this way - he left the real world about 141 billion dollars ago
I never gave her much thought, but now that I see she is getting divorced, and will get a fair percentage of the estate....she really is a stunning woman.
There ought to be a limit. How did she contribute to his fortune? I thought the same thing about Tiger’s wife, a woman who never made a putt. She does wield a hefty sand wedge though. Same if it’s a female’s self-earned fortune. Crazy.That means, his soon-to-be ex-wife will be on the market with about $80,000,000,000. Does that make her a ten? (I guess we now know why he wanted to get out of Seattle and have a second HQ).
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In case anyone is interested, I guess this also means that Jeff is available.
You obviously have never been married. If you are, shame on you for selling your wife short. If you have, then it's obvious why you're divorced.There ought to be a limit. How did she contribute to his fortune? I thought the same thing about Tiger’s wife, a woman who never made a putt. She does weild a hefty sand wedge though. Same if it’s a female’s self-earned fortune. Crazy.
I read she encouraged him to make the big move away from wall street and be an entrepreneur... if that isn't worth 80 with plenty of zeroes tacked on, what is?There ought to be a limit. How did she contribute to his fortune? I thought the same thing about Tiger’s wife, a woman who never made a putt. She does weild a hefty sand wedge though. Same if it’s a female’s self-earned fortune. Crazy.
My bet is that, assuming he has to give her $40B of his $80B, he won't be missing any meals or have to stay at the local Fairfield Inn when traveling.I read she encouraged him to make the big move away from wall street and be an entrepreneur... if that isn't worth 80 with plenty of zeroes tacked on, what is?
How long was she married to him? Multiple that x 365.25 and divide that into $80,000,000,000 and she made how much per day as his wife? And I thought Heather Mills did real well being married to Paul McCartney for six years, pfft.
My wife's first cousin Janine, she's pretty for being 59. Her husband's name is also Jeff, but I don't believe he's worth 80 billion.
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Interesting, I just got a new match on Tinder.
I did the math.... 8.8 million. That’s more in a day than most of us will earn in our lifetimes.
maybe he now has a robot and no longer needs her
your vegan sig is hilarious. but you know man...i know many hot vegan yoga girls and dated one. not bad.
I guess you live in a Donna Reed Show world. You don’t have to be angry. Mrs. Bezos is certainly entitled to a couple hundred million - okay, a couple of billion so you don’t get all pissy. Half? That’s lunacy.
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What my ex-wife encouraged me to do is not suitable for this message board. She told me to be fruitful and multiply, but not in those exact words.I read she encouraged him to make the big move away from wall street and be an entrepreneur... if that isn't worth 80 with plenty of zeroes tacked on, what is?
A friend of mine graduated from the same high school as Bezos. (Palmetto High in Miami) two years behind Bezos. Said he was a weird dude.
Hah I just rewatched that last night and was thinking the same thing.
