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Figured we'd better do this in time for Brands to see the boards tomorrow morning and make adjustments accordingly.
125-Gilman vs Nico-Nico is a very active wrestler, looks busy, but doesn't shoot a lot against the top guys. Tomorrow is his finale so I expect that to change. I think he will come out shooting on Gilman. Plus, Nico's tank is on full most of the time. Thomas has to really work to tie him up and turn the corner on shots because A)Nico is very flexible and B)Will not hesitate to pull a Delgado if needed. Instead of hanging with Nico on one foot and the splits, try and turn singles to doubles and quick like. I hope it doesn't end like last match in OT, but I have a feeling its going to be close...Gilman 4-3
133-Clark vs Garrett-Garrett does his best work from space and is a handful. Clark needs to take a break from Halo tomorrow during the day and watch his buddy Gilman on tape vs Garrett. Gilman kept his stance low and stalked...Garrett would shoot right into his ties. Clark just has to stay with him until the third and try to ride him hard...take some wind away. Clark is not better on defense, i.e. keeping guys out of his legs than Gilman but he has improved pretty well. Garrett is going to come out like a house on fire so slow it up.
Clark 8-6
149-Going to need some volunteers for this one. Ok...who's at the tourney first of all and willing to maybe take one for the team?
Step 1: Do not, I repeat do not wear any Iowa gear to the finals.
Step 2: You have to have a seat close to the where Zain makes his entrance or have an in with PSU's Hotel room service.
Step 2a)Smuggle a bottle of slippery substance into the arena and just as Zain gets his name announced, squirt said slippery substance onto the entry concourse where Zain will be walking...Not hoping that he slips and cracks his neck or anything....just looking for a little woozy.
Step 2b)Bribe hotel staff for room # and get them to offer Zain free food...He is from PA so he probably likes something fruity...so a really good looking fruit basket or something. Inject said fruit with something to make him a little more "regular." Ok...now this is
important...we don't need Montezuma's revenge...just something to loosen up the day's meal.
Step 3: All purchases shall be made in cash or by using the name A. Malone. You can make up the first name.
Step 4: If you get caught, deny everything. Just know that any and all University of Iowa, coaches, wrestlers, fans and message board Dbags like myself will disavow your very presence. If you cite this post, Ima be like "Dude....it's a message forum...who takes this shit seriously?"
Step 5: Watch Brandon get his hand raised and/or Zain poops his singlet, albeit from a security office deep in the bowels of MSG waiting for Cael to come in and beat you up or offer you a staff position at PSU. Take the beating and do your time...wouldn't want you to be corrupted or anything
Note...I got $100 to charity riding on this and would really like for Diceman to have to find his wallet.
1 Azchief32,
Today at 12:53 AM
Chief's key's for Iowa to still come up short.... again. Why Chief would someone from Pennsylvania like something "fruity"? You should have shared that thought here as they're are a lot of Pennsylvanian's who would love to know what you're remotely talking about?
I smell some "nutz" along with your sour grapes.
Isn't that what causes Brands to do the Hamster Dance. Doesn't Brands have "nutty fruit cake" before the match and he goes crazy (nuts) on the sideline? Is his fruit cake laced with THC or WTF??
