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This board in real life

Last week I visited a very cool cave which is located on an island outside of Puerto Vallerta. I thought about a (former) board member who gave a little too much information. Every single time I have seen or heard about a cave for the last 15 years I think about this board member.

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Dang, I can tell I missed an epic thread.
 
I invested my entire 401k in Fairgambit Enterprises. Long story short, my wife kicked me out, got the house in the divorce settlement, and I'm now living out of my car.

Hope it isn’t a Tesla. Without your house it will be utterly impossible to find a place to charge it.
 
Everytime I use my tongs I start to feel outraged, begin hating myself and wonder if I have a culture problem. I’m forced to get a latte to get out of this funk. But then I think about the academic achievements of our student athletes, Thon and all good things about my alma mater. I feel better, toss away that pussy latte and order a double espresso.
Not bad. You flubbed it by missing the scones but otherwise darned near nailed it.
 
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