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This Feels Like (and thoughts on D) WARNI NG: highly sarcastic

Nihilist Rodgers

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you meet a new girl, she cancels on your second date due to not feeling well.. and then you see her out with another guy that night at a club..


One tough fact.. our D sucks.. they were not 1/2 as good as we were last year. At his point, our O might better than out D... (rimshot..) Interesting that we started throwing WR screens again, the only difference is Hack didn't double skip them over to the WR's feet.. where were those screens against NW when they were dog tired in thd 2nd half..
*Allen can not carry Amos's jock, the only one he is gonna knock out is himself by missing a RB and drilling the sideline marker LOL
*outside of Bell, our LB's are horrible in space.. NASA wouldn't even let these guys in the building.. put Bowen out there, he might at least make a play.. I picked up this morning's milk carton and Troy Reeder was staring right back at me (even his photo looked indecisive)..
*corners are actually decent and play man well, but zone is a no go as Allen is freakin' horrible the back half of this season, he can't tackle or cover, and takes angles like a dog that has broke into a really cheap box of 2014 wine
*nothing like developing 2 D-ends and leaving them on the bench all game.. it's like having a hot girlfriend and bringing your sister to the wedding cuz your chick couldn't make it.. you tell everybody you have a hot girlfriend.. and they're like "sure ya do...."
*this team looked like St Patricks of Newry circa 1982 b4 our legendary season where they banned our coach from the league for life (I never got recruited.. heck I didn't even get an orange slice half the time..heck, when you did, they just burned your mouth anyway)

-sg
 
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