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Time for you Cultists to send Cheeto some more moolah

LafayetteBear

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Your Orange Demigod apparently spent a cool $50 million on attorneys' fees in 2023. It warms my liberal attorney heart that Cheeto Hitler had to lay out that kind of money, given that he is known to throw quarters around like manhole covers. (Don't get all excited, mmm.kox. A "manhole cover" is something that covers up utility access holes in a city street. It has nothing to do with your nocturnal activities.) It is also heartwarming that he had to pay that money to attorneys.

Fortunately for Cheeto, he has a large pool of suckers (including many posters on this Board) who are more than willing to send him money for his legal bills (aka "campaign contributions"). But 2024 is shaping up as a year in which Cheeto will once again be obligated to lay out big bucks for attorney services. So get your checkbooks out, Cultists.

 
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