Pitt - the last time they mattered microwaves were new and gas rationing was the natl pass time, the phrase "yellow seats" might trigger an MMA style event
Nebraska - pretend they're not relevant, ignore them.. UNL can stand being hated, loved.. but they go ballistic when you ignore them
tOSU - mention vertical passing.. they will simply shut down.. you will see a worried look.. you will see the title hopes draining from their eyes if you look closely enough
Michigan - mention the future, when the play Alabama
Rutgers - hand them PSU's roster and circle all the NJ's with a red pen
Maryland - for some teams it's "next year" for MD it's "next century"
Michigan State - hold up your finger to pause, and before takling, IM them a pic of Jim Harbaugh, they will go into cardiac arrest..
Minnesota - trolling not needed..
Northwestern/Iowa - tell them they're stuck with their coach even if they go 0-39... they will agree and slump away into the darkness
West Virginia - mention the word DEFENSE.. they will give you a blank look resulting from repressed memories they've tried to lock away during these dark times
Illinois/Purdue - not sure they have any fans... there are some hoop fans that sunbathe during football games?
Wisconsin - ask them to name one great Wisky QB pre or post Russell Wilson.. they will freeze up in deep thought with a bit of terror in their eyes, you could then push them over like you would a unbalanced mannequin
Temple - ask them to state their conference history without using google.. MAC, BigE, Indy, USA, CUSA, HOOCARES, PSAC, WPIAL
Nebraska - pretend they're not relevant, ignore them.. UNL can stand being hated, loved.. but they go ballistic when you ignore them
tOSU - mention vertical passing.. they will simply shut down.. you will see a worried look.. you will see the title hopes draining from their eyes if you look closely enough
Michigan - mention the future, when the play Alabama
Rutgers - hand them PSU's roster and circle all the NJ's with a red pen
Maryland - for some teams it's "next year" for MD it's "next century"
Michigan State - hold up your finger to pause, and before takling, IM them a pic of Jim Harbaugh, they will go into cardiac arrest..
Minnesota - trolling not needed..
Northwestern/Iowa - tell them they're stuck with their coach even if they go 0-39... they will agree and slump away into the darkness
West Virginia - mention the word DEFENSE.. they will give you a blank look resulting from repressed memories they've tried to lock away during these dark times
Illinois/Purdue - not sure they have any fans... there are some hoop fans that sunbathe during football games?
Wisconsin - ask them to name one great Wisky QB pre or post Russell Wilson.. they will freeze up in deep thought with a bit of terror in their eyes, you could then push them over like you would a unbalanced mannequin
Temple - ask them to state their conference history without using google.. MAC, BigE, Indy, USA, CUSA, HOOCARES, PSAC, WPIAL
