Several US navy ships the were challenged by Iranian boats in the Strait of Hormuz. The Iranian boats approached within 50 yds, and the following occurred.
Several of the newest flares in use by the US military were fired over the bow of the lead Iranian boat. The flares burst into an array of colors representing the LGBTQML pride community.
Next, several transvestite sailors were sent on deck to put on on a burlesque show for the Iranians.. They were carrying muskets and other single shot weapons, because anything else would be seen as a weapon of war, And we didn't want to humiliate the Iranians, by making them pee their pants.
The CO then addressed the Iranians by PA, "This is the captain of the USS Choctaw County.. We hope that the name of our boat does not offend you, We are working on the name, but we haven't found one that doesn't offend at least someone.
Our preferred pronouns are they/them. Please use them when referring to them, And we will do likewise when referring to you. Oh God, hopefully you is acceptable to you.
Some of our sailors have expressed concern that you are invading our safe space, and we would like for you to move back at least 500 yd. They are feeling threatened, but they want you to know that it is not a racial thing. We love everyone, even if you are threatening us.
We are also masking and social distancing for covid purposes. So, even though we are all vaxxed, twice-boosted, and triple masked, we are still worried. If you board our vessel, we ask to see your vaccination cards and please mask up.
We realize that our boat is somewhat in the shape of a phallus, but your female sailors should know that it is only for streamlining purposes, and they should not feel threatened.
Now, would you all join us for a chorus of "Kumbaya?"
Iranian vessel comes within 50 yards of US ship that responds with warning flare
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Several of the newest flares in use by the US military were fired over the bow of the lead Iranian boat. The flares burst into an array of colors representing the LGBTQML pride community.
Next, several transvestite sailors were sent on deck to put on on a burlesque show for the Iranians.. They were carrying muskets and other single shot weapons, because anything else would be seen as a weapon of war, And we didn't want to humiliate the Iranians, by making them pee their pants.
The CO then addressed the Iranians by PA, "This is the captain of the USS Choctaw County.. We hope that the name of our boat does not offend you, We are working on the name, but we haven't found one that doesn't offend at least someone.
Our preferred pronouns are they/them. Please use them when referring to them, And we will do likewise when referring to you. Oh God, hopefully you is acceptable to you.
Some of our sailors have expressed concern that you are invading our safe space, and we would like for you to move back at least 500 yd. They are feeling threatened, but they want you to know that it is not a racial thing. We love everyone, even if you are threatening us.
We are also masking and social distancing for covid purposes. So, even though we are all vaxxed, twice-boosted, and triple masked, we are still worried. If you board our vessel, we ask to see your vaccination cards and please mask up.
We realize that our boat is somewhat in the shape of a phallus, but your female sailors should know that it is only for streamlining purposes, and they should not feel threatened.
Now, would you all join us for a chorus of "Kumbaya?"
Iranian vessel comes within 50 yards of US ship that responds with warning flare
Iranian vessel comes within 50 yards of US ship that responds with warning flare
Three Iranian naval sailed head-on toward a pair of U.S. Navy ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz on Monday, leading to an hour-long confrontation.
