Washington Football Team may have 8 names to choose from....what's your pick?

[BrucePa]

What will the new name be? If the leaked report is true, this is a weak list. They must have secured the web presence and the trademarks for all of them. I kind of like RedHogs.

 

[psuro]

FC DC.

 

[Obliviax]

Is "Schmedskins" taken?

 

[UncleRoyBiggins]

Why not Guardians? It seemed to have worked well with Cleveland.

 

[BrucePa]

Why not Guardians? It seemed to have worked well with Cleveland.

Maybe Cleveland grabbed the trademark, so Defenders might be the closest to the concept.

 

[Obliviax]

Why not Guardians? It seemed to have worked well with Cleveland.

Let's name every sports team "Guardians!".

 

[Midnighter2]

What will the new name be? If the leaked report is true, this is a weak list. They must have secured the web presence and the trademarks for all of them. I kind of like RedHogs.

I like 'Red Wolves' and a lot of the fan made stuff out there is really, really good. Other than that, I would have just went with Washington Burgundy (and just made some kind of relevant mascot to use for marketing, etc.).

I also liked the 'Redtails' stuff since it had some historical significance, but see they passed on that.

 

[BobPSU92]

Just stick with WTF.

 

[BobPSU92]

Take this one, replace redwolves with REDSKINS, and replace the wolf with a middle finger.

🖕🏻

 

[Midnighter2]

Take this one, replace redwolves with REDSKINS, and replace the wolf with a middle finger.

🖕🏻

Shortest book ever written:

'Comprehensive Guide to Cultural Sensitivity and Indigenous Engagement' - by BobPSU92.

 

[lionville]

I think they should drop the color from the old name and go with Skinners.

 

[PSU Mike]

Blowhards got a bye to the finals, right?

 

[91Joe95]

What will the new name be? If the leaked report is true, this is a weak list. They must have secured the web presence and the trademarks for all of them. I kind of like RedHogs.

They all suck. Washington Snyders all the way!

 

[LafayetteBear]

Banana Slugs. (IMHO, the students at U.C. Santa Cruz were onto something.)

 

[psuro]

Banana Slugs. (IMHO, the students at U.C. Santa Cruz were onto something.)

It’s Washington DC. You could just say “slugs” and it would have several meanings.

 

[Richard the LIONhearted]

Washington Jobbers.

 

[rudedude]

 

[interrobang]

Aren't all those names potentially offensive to at least one person?

 

[anon_is9z1n0h3zblb]

I'm partial to the Washington "sucks until Snyder sells the team".

 

[BOSCO2]

Bloodthirsty Savages

 

[AvgUser]

The question at hand is, what color do you make the skin so that nobody is offended?

 

[1PSUfootball1]

I think they should change it to :

DC Redskins

 

[sluggo72]

I think they should just change the order
Washington Team : Football. Or
WTF for short

 

[psu00]

Wait, shizholians didn’t make the list of options?

 

[psu00]

I think they should just change the order
Washington Team : Football. Or
WTF for short

Would have been appropriate the past few years given the product on the field.

 

[CF LION]

Deadskins

 

[johnmpsu]

None of the above. Not a fan, but Warriors seems like the right choice.

 

[Thorndike2012]

I prefer either:

The DC Corruption, or
The WTFs

 

[Norm Petersin]

The Pelosi’s

 

[BobPSU92]

Washington Biden Our Time

🥴

 

[83wuzme]

Shysters

 

[Midnighter2]

Heard team president Jason Wright on The Fan and he says that’s not all the names under consideration. FWIW

 

[Nitt1300]

the preachers the politicians or the pimps

 

[psu00]

The Pelosi’s

They already changed the Washington Bullets to the Wizards. They need to be more inventive than just changing the next team to the Witches.

 

[We Are . . .]

DC Demagogues

 

[helixville]

What will the new name be? If the leaked report is true, this is a weak list. They must have secured the web presence and the trademarks for all of them. I kind of like RedHogs.

Aren't RedHogs called Durocs? DC Durocs has a nice ring to it.

 

[Fayette_LION]

What will the new name be? If the leaked report is true, this is a weak list. They must have secured the web presence and the trademarks for all of them. I kind of like RedHogs.

Washington Hypocrites'. There's lots of that going on in DC, might as well name the team after all of them.

 

[Connorpozlee]

I like 'Red Wolves' and a lot of the fan made stuff out there is really, really good. Other than that, I would have just went with Washington Burgundy (and just made some kind of relevant mascot to use for marketing, etc.).

I also liked the 'Redtails' stuff since it had some historical significance, but see they passed on that.

 

[Ranger Dan]

I prefer either:

The DC Corruption, or
The WTFs

How about swamp things?

 

[ga.lion]

What will the new name be? If the leaked report is true, this is a weak list. They must have secured the web presence and the trademarks for all of them. I kind of like RedHogs.

I like the Swampsters