Too many stressed posters around here. How about some cheese? I'll start it off with two from one of my favorite cheesy guys of all time - Telly Savalas. A "song" and an ad.
WAY OT: To alleviate poster stress - favorite cheesy, ad, song, movie line, etc.
- Thread starter mn78psu83
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From "Wonder Boys:" Michael Douglas plays a Lit professor and Toby Maguire plays his student, who has just shot a dog which was attacking Douglas.
Wonder Boys (2000)
James Leer: Professor Tripp? Can I ask you a question?
Grady Tripp: Yeah, James.
James Leer: What are we going to do with... it?
Grady Tripp: I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog.
James Leer: You?
Grady Tripp: Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.
James Leer: Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?
Grady Tripp: ...I've got tenure.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185014/quotes?item=qt0384630
Wonder Boys (2000)
James Leer: Professor Tripp? Can I ask you a question?
Grady Tripp: Yeah, James.
James Leer: What are we going to do with... it?
Grady Tripp: I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog.
James Leer: You?
Grady Tripp: Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.
James Leer: Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?
Grady Tripp: ...I've got tenure.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185014/quotes?item=qt0384630
Doctor Bumblings!
Writings on hospital charts by Doctors:
1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert butforgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry.
16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
25. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
29. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Writings on hospital charts by Doctors:
1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert butforgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry.
16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
25. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
29. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Taxi:
Jim: What does a yellow light mean?
Bobby: Slow down.
Jim: Okay. Whaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooooooes a yellllllloooooow liiiiight mean?
Jim: What does a yellow light mean?
Bobby: Slow down.
Jim: Okay. Whaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooooooes a yellllllloooooow liiiiight mean?
From one of my favorite cheesy comedies "So I Married an Axe Murderer." Steven Wright:
Too many stressed posters around here. How about some cheese? I'll start it off with two from one of my favorite cheesy guys of all time - Telly Savalas. A "song" and an ad.
Stay off the "test" board, then. Geez!
Anyway, I always loved this commercial - especially when she tells him shes got a secret: "You are a buffet of manliness."
I still use that line when my over the hill buddies think some young hottie is checking him out:
Over the hill guy: Mike...that hotties checking me out.
Me: (sarcastic) Yeah right. Youre a buffet of manliness.
Whisky barrel watches!!
Their not expensive watches, but maybe nice for everyday. anyone have one of these, any problems with time?
https://www.originalgrain.com/collections/the-minimalist-collection
Their not expensive watches, but maybe nice for everyday. anyone have one of these, any problems with time?
https://www.originalgrain.com/collections/the-minimalist-collection
Too many stressed posters around here. How about some cheese? I'll start it off with two from one of my favorite cheesy guys of all time - Telly Savalas. A "song" and an ad.
Don Draper approves.
Actually, that brings to mind an excellent stress-reducer -- watching or even binge-watching a great dramatic series. Mad Men is my favorite, but there are plenty of good ones. One can watch for hours and not think about the next game or the possible post-season.
Hands down one of the funniest/unappreciated comedies of all time.
"Wish I had a million dollars"....Bare Naked Ladies. Not sure why I like it, but I do. Afraid to admit it!
