And I actually wore a Penn State sweatshirt.
IF. YOU. CAN’T. GO. TO. COLLEGE. , GO. TO. STATE. .
They walk smarter, talk smarter, drink lattes smarter. I was lost in my murky sea of dumbery. A few of the smarties were ready to stone me over the sweatshirt, but they decided the stones deserved better. They’ll save them for Harvard.
Me so dumb. I hate me.
IF. YOU. CAN’T. GO. TO. COLLEGE. , GO. TO. STATE. .
They walk smarter, talk smarter, drink lattes smarter. I was lost in my murky sea of dumbery. A few of the smarties were ready to stone me over the sweatshirt, but they decided the stones deserved better. They’ll save them for Harvard.
Me so dumb. I hate me.