here's mine.. after his 2nd straight 6-6 season ol Jim asks the AD for permission to take the team to Machu Pichu.. so they can "find themselves". The AD complies, on the way up the Machu Pichu Jim requests impalas for each team member in order to avoid leg fatigue. The AD tells ol Jimbo it's not in the budget.. Jim loses his $hit, snarls like a dog, and bites the AD. After 4 tetanus shots the AD is forced relieve Hairball of his duties.
