will it ever end for our good friends in Baltimore???

[Obliviax]

Maryland Del. Ariana Kelly charged with indecent exposure, trespassing

According to the charging document, Sanford (ex husband) played a cellphone video for police that showed Kelly ringing the doorbell “numerous times,” exposing her breasts in the direction of Sanford’s cellphone camera and then “with one breast in each hand [shaking] them up and down.”

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Kelly, who was elected to the House of Delegates in 2010 and reelected last year, is a member of the Health and Government Operations Committee. She has been active in women’s rights and health issues, sponsoring a bill permitting midwives to assist at home births that passed the General Assembly in the spring.

She is also a member of a legislative task force that is studying maternal mental health issues.

 

[fairgambit]

I can't believe she got busted for this. Udder nonsense. This is a good example of making a mountain out of a mole hill. The door knocker was probably broken so she used her own. Her ex-husband should get a booby prize. (That's all the cliches I have. Did I miss any?)

 

[bullerock]

What does this have to do w Baltimore?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Was about to throw a flag on the OP... but then I opened the link.
Spot the ball, wind the clock, moving on.

 

[NorCalcLion]

I can't believe she got busted for this. Udder nonsense. This is a good example of making a mountain out of a mole hill. The door knocker was probably broken so she used her own. Her ex-husband should get a booby prize. (That's all the cliches I have. Did I miss any?)

 

[NorCalcLion]

I can't believe she got busted for this. Udder nonsense. This is a good example of making a mountain out of a mole hill. The door knocker was probably broken so she used her own. Her ex-husband should get a booby prize. (That's all the cliches I have. Did I miss any?)

Thanks Fair one, you have kept us a breast of the situation !

 

[fairgambit]

Thanks Fair one, you have kept us a breast of the situation !

Ah, I did miss one, but you got it.

 

[LionJim]

What does this have to do w Baltimore?

Nothing, she's from Bethesda.

 

[Ten Thousan Marbles]

Was about to throw a flag on the OP... but then I opened the link.
Spot the ball, wind the clock, moving on.

I think that she and Lewinsky were likely separated at birth.

 

[T J]

I can't believe she got busted for this. Udder nonsense. This is a good example of making a mountain out of a mole hill. The door knocker was probably broken so she used her own. Her ex-husband should get a booby prize. (That's all the cliches I have. Did I miss any?)

Claims it was just a tit for tat situation

 

[fairgambit]

Claims it was just a tit for tat situation

Good one. We can milk this for all it's worth.

 

[T J]

Good one. We can milk this for all it's worth.

These are big things now, but will be dropped someday and only be remembered during walks down mammary lane.

 

[john4psu]

Good no call for a flag Sviatoslav.

 

[kgilbert78]

She can say "ta ta" to that congressional run...

 

[Roar More]

Time to nip this in the bud before it gets out of hand.

 

[T J]

...showed Kelly ringing the doorbell “numerous times,” exposing her breasts in the direction of Sanford’s cellphone camera and then “with one breast in each hand [shaking] them up and down.”​

Didn't work - Her efforts were big flops

 

[T J]

...showed Kelly ringing the doorbell “numerous times,” exposing her breasts in the direction of Sanford’s cellphone camera and then “with one breast in each hand [shaking] them up and down.”​

"Don't do that... You'll poke your eyes out!"

He probably Double Puppies Dared her to do it.


(Inspired by and with apologies to A Christmas Story)

 

[BOSCO2]

Was about to throw a flag on the OP... but then I opened the link.
Spot the ball, wind the clock, moving on.

Looks like a fat tranny to me.

 

[TheGLOV]

Looks like a fat tranny to me.

If it were winter time, her nipples might have stuck to the doorbell!!!!