1) Tennessee signs another 37 fine young men up to play football
2) Alabama area ATM's are stocked 4x per day instead of the usual 2
3) Pitt fans sheepishly talk to their other Pitt buddies and confide.. "she says that size is overrated"
4) Michigan State shakes down that parole list final time for that last recruiting gem
5) a tear rolls down Jimbo Harbaugh's eye when he looks thru his selection of sleepover polaroids
6) Virginia Tech academic exception committed beefs staff up to 750
7) Urban Meyer scans the Purdue, Indiana, and Minnesota lists and quickly offers the best recruits in each respective class 2.5 hours before the fax machines hum
8) James Franklin winds down with a non-alcoholic beer in his left hand, while he kindly pets his dog Spyker with his right hand
9) The Maryland OC preps his Sept game plan, cutting his QB runs down to 61 per game..
10) Rivals.com seizes up and crashes in fury of sparks, smoke, and argon gas
...fire away..
2) Alabama area ATM's are stocked 4x per day instead of the usual 2
3) Pitt fans sheepishly talk to their other Pitt buddies and confide.. "she says that size is overrated"
4) Michigan State shakes down that parole list final time for that last recruiting gem
5) a tear rolls down Jimbo Harbaugh's eye when he looks thru his selection of sleepover polaroids
6) Virginia Tech academic exception committed beefs staff up to 750
7) Urban Meyer scans the Purdue, Indiana, and Minnesota lists and quickly offers the best recruits in each respective class 2.5 hours before the fax machines hum
8) James Franklin winds down with a non-alcoholic beer in his left hand, while he kindly pets his dog Spyker with his right hand
9) The Maryland OC preps his Sept game plan, cutting his QB runs down to 61 per game..
10) Rivals.com seizes up and crashes in fury of sparks, smoke, and argon gas
...fire away..
