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Your Best Holly Jolly Christmas Fight

Nihilist Rodgers

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so we go to Home Depot.. I don't even want a tree in the first place, and the wife finds one after about 72.5 hours of fingernail biting. The whole time they are wrapping up the tree she is having second thoughts.. She proceeds to give me the old "you really don't care about anything but yourself" speech.. this despite my Home Depot suffering.

I don't remember what happened, I simply remember the climactic 6th round where I stopped my truck on a side street, jumped into the truck's bed (like Dakota Royer jumping out of a pool) and threw that damn tree on the nearest sidewalk. Luckily there were no guns avail, or our double homicide might have made the natl news around Christmas time.

That year or the next I built an 7.5 foot lego skyscraper and we dropped a string of Xmas lights inside it and stood it next to our tree. (which she seemed to dig). When I was a nube broker the market was horrible (99-02) so I bot some legos, and I would drink a beer and build. The internet was really picking up stream, and I found this place called brickbay.com where I bot like 3,000 bricks for $150.00 (all white). Every 2 years or so we change out the look of the tree.. my fav year we used all silver and blue.. people said it was Jewish/Hannukah??--I just thought it looked cool.-sg
 
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